Mission abort!!! Mission abort!!!!

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🔹Hot guy on your right

🔸 Saw him, faked a sneeze so he'd say bless you to me. a playa got movessss like jagger.

🔹Damn, you're good....I'm gonna go trip so he'll ask me if I'm okay and he'll touch me.

🔸You tripped amazingly!!! but, omg he sees us texting each other....he's onto us!!!! MISSION ABORT!!!! MISSION ABORT!!!!

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