"What am I supposed to do oh oh
When she's so damn cold like twenty below
That girl, that girl she's such a bitch
I tell myself I can handle it
But where am I supposed to go oh oh
When she throws me out and it's twenty below
That girl that girl she'...
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Light poured into the room and fell on Lilith's closed eyes. She groaned as she rolled over in an attempt to escape the light and continue her sleep. A slight chill went down her spine as she clutched the duvet closer to her body. It was just another reminder that winter was near. Wailing could be heard as little Jack Hotchner was awake and causing mischief. Knowing that their was no use trying to go back to sleep she got out of bed and went in search of Advil or anything that could alleviate her pain.
Hotch chuckled as he saw the woman rummage through his cupboards. She glared at him, "What are you laughing at eyebrows?"
"Eyebrows? That's a first. I guess you haven't looked in the mirror, tiger."
Lilith looked at her reflection in one of the pans and saw that her hair was like a lion's mane. Hotch just stood there laughing as he saw her reaction. "Oi! Watch it Hotchner or-"
"Or what," he challenged as he crossed his arms in front of his chest.
One question crossed her mind, was he questioning her authority? The answer was indeed yes. He was questioning her authority. Partly because, a, he was her boss, b, he had the keys to her freedom, and c, it was his house. "Or I'll smash your favorite coffee mug," she smirked.
Hotch rolled his eyes, "Please don't. The only one that will be angry is Haley."
"Is that a challenge?"
He could see the mischief in her eyes. "No, that's not a challenge. Lilith put the mug down. Put it down. No don't run away! Lilith get back here," he shouted as he began to chase the hungover woman who had Haley's favorite coffee mug in her hands.
That was the moment Aaron Hotchner contemplated his sanity for the 50th time since the arrival of the team's newest addition. The day had contained chasing an insane woman, entertaining a small human, and housework. Needless to say there was never a dull moment in the Hotchner household.
One the shenanigans ended there was a confused Haley wondering why her husband was acting like a five year old chasing a grown adult that was also acting childish. "Aaron, Lilith, can someone tell me what the hell is going on?"
As if on cue he pointed to her and said, "She started it."
Lilith rolled her eyes, "Real mature, blame it on me."
"Boys if you don't behave I'll have to ground you," Haley scolded them.
"Yes ma'am," Lilith pouted as she glared at Hotch.
