Best CP Origin Stories

The Chess Master Theme Song

Step up to this Chess Master? You're about to meet with disaster.

I've been on my A-game since age 7, so you'll never last, sir.

My rhymes snap beats like a Mouse Trap, even with your crap.

I wouldn't give this Apa-rat's own ass about this cheesy VCR rap.

What's with the video gallery of PowerPoint-esque proportions?

So many desperate flashes of crap, I'd expect Samara Morgan.

My initials backwards spell MC, But I guess you wouldn't learn.

Alright, I made my move. I'll now await my next turn.

Verse 2

Destroyed, you false rodent? Why, you've hardly scratched me.

You couldn't even force my love to jump off a balcony.

You can pick your side, whether it would be black or white,

But I'll always pull the strings on reject Muppets stalking players day and night.

I know all the rules in this game, you'd never fairly beat me.

I may be an OC, but you seem OP to call yourself the OG.

Your efforts to truly beat me have earned you an F.

Now get crushed on a sewing machine, and join the Haitian girl in death.

Verse 3

You make me Ra-moan-a because you're such a disappointment.

Remy the Rat's past abortion can go drink rat poison.

They call you the Big Cheese since your raps need Colgate.

I cleared the opposite side of the board, and I now call CHECKMATE!