DESIREE
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" Dezzy! Getcho black self up right now! ", my momma yells.
Bruhhhhhhhhh ! Nobody ain't got time to wake up at no 6 o'clock in the morning. But let me gone and get ready.
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" Ma, Im Gone! ", I yell.
" Wait! Lemme take my freshman's picture! "
" Bruhhhhhh. ", I sigh.
My Ma has taken like 69 pictures man. If I miss the bus on the first day imma get mad.
I quickly look out the window & see a bus turning the corner.
" There go my bus! "
" Alright, bye love you! ", she yells.
" Bye Dezzy! ", my little brother says.
" Bye yall . ", I say.
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I get on my bus and the same ugly, pinecone head, dookie booty man was still driving my bus.
" Goodmorning yall ", he says as we get on. Bruhh, bump yo good morning. You done ruined mine.
I finally find a empty seat. Soon as I sit down, here came my cousin Tia.
" Hey Desiree. " she says.
" Hey .. "
" You know Ty Heard? "
" Yea.. "
" Girllll he so fine, he do stuff to me I can't explain ! ", she says. Ok then...
" He touched my booty at church Sunday girlll! " she yells.
" Foreal? ", I ask shocked.
" Yaaaaaas! ", she says .
So then she sits here and talks about him for bout 37 minutes straight. Tbh I don't really care about him or her.
She finally stops talking, and maybe now I can tell her what happened at band camp.
" So guess what happened at band cam- "
" GUHH NOBODY DON'T CARE BOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT BAND CAMP. I BET ITS SOMETHING BOUT THAT BOY. DONT NOBODY CARE BOUT YOU OR HIM. LIKE ALL YOU DO IS TALK ABOUT THE SAME PERSON ALLLLLLLLL DAYYYYY. SHUT UP BOUT HIM SOMETIMES! "
" HOLD UP! ION CARE THAT YOU MY COUSIN I WILL MESS YOU UPPPP! LIKE I GENUINELY CARE CAUSE YOU TURNING INTO A THOT. WHATCHU GOT GOING ON??! ", Is what I thought but didn't say cause she a big crybaby. I simply just turn my head and put my headphones in.
The song ' IDFWU ' was blasting in my ears. I could tell this was gone be a long day, and I aint even got to school yet .
MIRANDA
Bloooop. Finna be at school with my niggas. Carmen caramel self need to come, but she too busy knitting a sweater.
- trips over stick while walking to bus stop -
" YOU MUST WANNA GO??! CAUSE WE CAN GO! HIT ME. HIIIIITTTT MEEEEE! YEA MMHMM THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! " I yell.
" Miranda, You left yo coat. Come get it! ". Yay. My step daddy Jamar stay on my back.
" Myyyyyy nigggga. It's hotter than Satan's toenails out this door. You smell like a coat. "
" Ok. " he says. Maybe now I can walk to the bus stop.
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This bus stop bout 15 miles away. But who is this driving this grey Honda thoooo? He a fineeee ole lightskin nigga.
" You need a ride to school babygirl? " he says pulling up beside me rolling down the window.
" First of all, nigga Ion even know yo lightskin self . Second of all my bus stop right there. "
" So you can get to know me -wink wink- . And plus I got Wi-Fi annnnnddd I got McDonald's. " This nigga is very tempting.
" Umm OK! " I ain't gone even lie he was fine, but his nose was too big. I mean this nigga nose was the size of Pluto mannnn.
" So what yo name is? " he asks me.
" Miranda . What's yours? "
" Cedric. "
" Yo name too basic. " I say laughing.
" Excuse me? "
" I don't think I stuttered batch. "
" Well you can stutter yo antennas out my car. " he yells. This nigga tripping bruh.
" Nahhhhhh. Ion know bout all that. " I say not moving.
" GET OUT MY CARRRRRR! " he yells.
" Nigga calm yo lightskin brightskin self down. And we already at school. And how you know I go to high school? I probably go to Pre-K. " I say.
" No we ai--. Oh, and stop calling me lightskin cause you is too! And I know you ain't in no Pre-K. "
" Nigga I'm Mirandaskin. And you don't know that "
" That don't even make sense ! "
" Yo nose don't make sense. " I say while getting out and slamming the door .
" Don't slam my door ! "
" Nigga bump yo door , yo nose , and yo ugly ole Honda . " I say walking up the sidewalk.
I know I know its terrible 😂😂.
