CARMEN
Man I thought that bell wasn't gone ever ring. My butt hurt from sitting on that toilet seat that long, but now I can finally see my niggas at lunch.
IS THAT A VENDING MACHINE? I LOVE THIS SCHOOL MAN. $1.25? I need a quarter man. The only person in sight is a tallish but shortish darkskin boy.
" Aye, you! " I say to him.
" Scuse you? I got a name. "
" I dont even know you! "
" Welp, too bad. " he says walking away. Ugh darkskins these days.
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I have wasted a good ten minutes on this damn quarter. Ugh. I wanted that Fanta man. Is Miranda them in here yet?
" CARMEN. BRING YO TALL ANTENNAS HEREEE. " a voice yells across the lunchroom. Who calling me? I hope they talking to another Carmen.
" CARMENNNNNN. " the voice says again. Man niggas already playing & I just started school here.
I finally look in the right spot and I see Miranda. She was with Desiree & 3 other niggas. One was lightskin & had a big nose. The other was brownskin & had brownish/blackish hair.
They were cute or whatever, but they looked like they were juniors or seniors. And the third boy was darkskin. I couldn't see his face tho.
" Hey batchesss! " I say walking over. Only Miranda & Desiree speak back to me.
" Y'all too good to say hey? " I say to the 3 boys. These niggas seem arrogant.
" Wassup. " the lightskin boy says.
" What's good? " says the brownskin boy. I was waiting for the darkskin boy to say something, but he just sits there.
" Arrogant ole nigga. " I mumble.
" What was that? " the darkskin boy says turning around. Bruh 😒. Its the nigga from the vending machine!
" What you doing over here? " I ask him.
" Sitting. "
" You don't have to get no attitude. "
" Welp, too late now. " he says. Does this nigga know who I am? He can't know who I am. I'm the one they kicked outta Pre-K for putting an ant bed in a nigga pants. She should have not took my chalk.
" Why y'all sitting with him? " I ask Desiree & Miranda.
" Im just sitting with Jay. " Desiree says.
" Who is Jay? "
" Me. " says the brownskin boy.
" Y'all talk Desiree? "
" No. " Desiree says. But when she said no Jay said yes.
" It's a yes. " Desiree says smiling hard.
" And I guess you here with the lightskin boy Miranda? "
" EWWW. NO. THAT'S JAYLEN MAN. " Miranda yells. I couldn't help but laugh.
" Don't play with me little girl. " says the lightskin boy. Hold uppp. Did this nigga call me little?
" Little? " Desiree asks.
" Ikr. Carmen is almost as tall as you Cedric. " Miranda says.
" Just cause I'm a 'freshman' don't mean you have the right to call me little. "
After I said that, everybody started looking at me like I had done killed the priest or some. I guess I said it very loud.
" In the armssss of the angellllls. " Desiree starts singing. After she sung that I was crine (crying) laughing.