Rap battle~~ last humor before posting a actual chapter

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Okay I'm working on a new chapter right now but I've always wanted to do a rap battle sooo...yeah enjoy!

KATE PSYCIA VS MARY WANG

Me: *to kate and Mary* remember this is a rap battle, so no weapons *points to kate* specifically you kate

Kate: huh?

Me: drop 'em

Kate:*groan* finee

*kate drops a bunch of weaponss on the floor with lots of noises*

Kate:*giggle*

Me: all of them

Kate:mmm *drops her salater*

Me: good

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ARCADIA OAKS!!!

KATE PSYCIA VS MARY WANG!!!!

BEGIN!!!

mary:*points at kate* Oh look, it's the freak of the school!
The one who thinks dating Krel is cool
Listen up kate, I only have one thing to say
Krel will leave you for me, one day!

I mean you say your love is blooming but it's actually booming with anger from you, thinking krel will forever be your boo
I'm famous while you're the lamest
Now get back home and call you're mum oh wait you don't have one ha! But please be ready for the automatic failures you may make, it'll be better if you drowned in that lake!!! Or got Jim's lake disease!
Believe in yourself? Please to save you now, you'll be needing jesus!
Like O-M-G kate why can't you see?, Krel will come for me!

Kate
Everytime you open your lips, it's another brain cell fizzing out!
I swear on my krel, that I will you knock you out
You're always on that phone thinking you're cool but you'll actually a lone
You find a new guy every 5 seconds and leave him for another but you lie about it!
I hear you talking stuff, girl you think you're the heat, bow down to defeat, you're barely a decent piece of meat!

I'm glad I'm not a human cause i was the same species as you, i'll be fumming!
Listen girl, I'm a motherf*king queen so you better bow down to me!!
You don't even know Krel's name right, you call him wrong, you dong
Honey, my papa taught me things you're daddy couldn't teach ya, your highest calling was a text from you last guy lie!

Mary
Seriously? At least I don't act like a ratchet! You say you love krel but you get into fights everyday!
I have more light in my life than you! You couldn't save your planet, you fanit
You think I'll let you keep krel, then you better think twice!
It doesn't take me long before I stop being NICE!

Kate *starts getting a bit creepy*
You really think you can scare me? I know what keeps you at night
If you wanna make this bloody, I've been ITCHING FOR A FIGHT!! *arms twitches*
I can stop your heart! Destroy your twisted brain! But you're not even worth it!
I really wanna see your blood on the wall at least it'll make me remember your flaw
You're so plastic! And you think you're fantastic! Well wake up, it's just a big fantasy!
I can easily annihilate you with my salater and I won't see you later

Mary
You don't scare me!

Kate
I can though

Mary
Ha! I'd like to see you try!

Kate
Girl, people will see you fly! In a few seconds!

Mary
Krel will leave you! You're weird and you're a freak!

Kate
I don't think he'll complain, when he gets me in his sheet~~

Mary
Grrrr KATE!!

Kate
MARY!!!

Mary
*rolling up her selves* you know what that's it! I'll put you in your place!

Kate
HA!!! come at me B*TCH!!! *goes full on Kaliacian*


Me: who won? Who's next! When will I post another chapter of the story? When will krel answer all my texts?

In the background, kate and mary fighting
Kate and Mary, kate had mary by the throat
PHOENIX!!!!

Me: sorry you decide!!!! See ya!!!

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