Working for.... One Direction!?

Simon did WHAT?!

Harry's POV

Liam made us wake up early again. No wonder people always give him the name "Daddy Direction" he actually legitly acts like he is our father. So here was all are, up and dressed sitting on the couch waiting for Simon to show up. 

"I don't see why we have to greet the maid laddyyy" Whined Louis.

"Because it would be disrespectful and don't forget that it is all your fault for being so messy!" He was so right on that one. I hope they don't expect me to give up me being nude, I did it in the x-factor house so I can totally do it here.. "Simon should be here any minute" It is kind of funny because Liam always had a nag for this, but as soon as he said that there was a knock at the door and he jumped up clapping his hands. He strode towards the door and opened it, Simon stood there alone with a DVD case in his hands. 

"Good Morning boys, nice to know that you are.... decent" he said looking to me, I smiled.

"Sooo, are we up for nothing becau-"

"No Louis, they are actually waiting in the car."

"Why?" I asked, Why does Simon always have to leave us in suspense. Kind of like how he tells us the bad news before the good news, yeah... it's kind of annoying.

"Well I came in ahead to see if you wanted to watch the interviews that I had with them, maybe so you know a little bit about them first?"

"Like we want to know about some old hags" I said crossing my arms.

"You'll be surprised Harry, now sit!" he said putting in the DVD and walking to the couch next to us. We all looked at him suspiciously then looked back to the tv, what did he mean that we would be surprised? When the DVD began we all saw why, I think I am in awe. A beautiful blonde girl sitting opposite to the interviewer, this should be good. I looked to the boys who were also looking at each other. 

Interviewer: "I am going to ask you five or so questions okay? Starting with, What is your name?"

The Blonde Girl: "Kylie Davidson" 

Interviewer: "What are your hobbies?"

The Blonde Girl: "Um, like.. I don't know. I like to shop for clothes and make-up, I like going to the mall, um I like to go out and ride my bike a lot, that is fun"

Interviewer: "Okay, Tell us a little bit about your family?"

The Blonde Girl: "Um, well I have a dad and a sister, um My mom died. Um, yeah I love my dad he is amazing and does a lot for me, I am his favorite, and as for my sister, she is okay.. kind of rude though, always yelling at me and stuff"

Interviewer: "Are you up to handling a very large job"

The Blonde Girl: "Yes, of course. I was planning on being a P.S.W so helping and cleaning for people is what I wanted to do" 

Interviewer: "Last Question, Do you know who you are working for?"

The Blonde Girl: "Not a clue" she said smiling and flicking her blonde hair over her shoulder.

Interviewer: "Well in that case, what are your thoughts on the boy band One Direction?"

The Blonde Girl: "HOLY SHIT NO WAY" The interviewer smiled and nodded, "Wow, holy crap... they are so hot, uhh I mean like hot, on the charts"

Interviewer: "Well that's all we have for you, now we are going to bring in your sister" 

And with that, that Kylie girl got up and left the room and the DVD stopped to switch scenes. That blonde girl was...wow. Sexy. Long blonde hair, low cropped top and short shorts. Even though she seems "easy" she looks extremely amazing.