When he woke up powerless, he'd lost his memory, he didn't remember where he was or why he was there. The only thing he did remember is that he wanted to head to the Chinese Mountains to destroy an ancient evil.
So he set off on his journey of all journeys.
Walking through the fallen pass of Yea Shang he was jumped by shadow orcs! He didn't know what to do, for shadow orcs are the hardest to kill of all of the orcs. He started running in the opposite direction when the orc chasing him sprouted an arrow in its chest!
It howled in rage "aaaaaaarrgggghhhhhhhhtttkkkkkkkkkkkk!" It screamed.
Soon all of the other shadow orcs had arrows in their chests too!
Suddenly Malis saw a person with black veins running across his body, and the longest tongue Malis had ever seen!
Suddenly he disappeared and was replaced with an arrow!
"Ibi sunt vobis bene?" (are you okay?) Said a voice from above. It was speaking in Latin!
"Ita!" (yes) Malis yelled back.
Suddenly the figure jumps down from the cliff it was standing on "Y'fflik nomen meum," (my name is Y'fflik) it said as it pulled down its hood, revealing a handsome male elf.
"Ultima Ratio est nomen meum," (my name is Malis) said Malis.
"Quid tu hic? Ut sit loci." (Why are you here? This is a dangerous place to be.) asked Y'fflik.
"Ego sum iter in montibus antiqua est male in Sinis aut evellere contendunt" (I am journeying to the mountains of china to eradicate an ancient evil.) replied Malis.
"Ego venire potest?" (Can I come?) asked Y'fflik.
"Ita," (Yes) said Malis.
"Tu loqueris Latina?" (do you speak english?) asked Malis.
"Yes," answered Y'fflik.
"Oh, cool," said Malis.
"Wait, are you THE Y'fflik? The one from Tik-Tok?" asked Malis
"Oh yeah, are you one of my followers?"
"Definitely," said Malis
"Oh cool, thanks," said Y'fflik.
So the journey continues.
