Bill- Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
Richie- Look at all those chickens
Eddie- Ahhh stop I could've dropped my croissant
Stan- Hi welcome to chili's
Bev-two bros sitting in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay
Jaeden- I wanna be a cowboy
Finn- Hurricane katrina more like hurricane tortilla
Jack- It is Wednesday my dudes ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wyatt- Mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
Sophia- Whoever threw that paper your mom's a hoe
Extras because yolo
Georgie: Dad why don't I have a car seat because your whore mother fucked the pool boy Jimmy God
Pennywise: To make a long fuckin story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Henry: Miss Keisha miss Keisha oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead
AN: Thank you for 700 reads. Can't believe it. I love you all so much
