Dirty pick up lines

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Bill- You're so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Richie- Are you a haunted house? I'm going to scream when I'm in you.

Eddie- Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

Stan- Are you an elevator? Because I'll go up and down on you.

Bev- Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me.

Jaeden- Are you a sprinkler? Because you're making me wet.

Finn- I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock.

Jack- My magic watch says you're not wearing underwear. Oh you are? Must be 15 minutes past.

Wyatt- I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches.

Sophia- Is your name homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.

AN: I am so sorry for this;)

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