It was a good day to scream yay at your neighbours face. Well atleast Matilda thought so as she slid under the fence of her neighbour.
omg he's cute we getting married
Thought Matilda as she stomped on a worm funeral. Her neighbour was probably asleep, so she could watch him. Or that's what she thought.
As she broke a window and hovered over the glass shards using the power of ♡love♡, she noticed the lights were on.
OH SHIT I'M FUCKED
she thought. Then Alan, her neighbour walked out of nowhere and said
"Hello neighbour who I don't stalk would you like some cheese?"
Matilda knew they were meant for each other. She hovered over and started making out and stuff. Then they quit being pg and
*epic scene here*
"Hey Matilda we should get married" Alan said as they shared another block of cheese (how romantic).
"Yes. And we shall call the ship name Melon." Matilda said swallowing the block of cheese whole.
"Oh, and by the way Alan,"
"Yeah?"
"YAAAAYYYYY" Matilda screamed as they both went deaf.
