maccas

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Alan and Matilda were on a date. They just finished the latest cool epic movie and totally did not kiss when the main characters did. They were levitating towards maccas because that's what dating people do.
"I'll pay :)" Some stranger who ships it said.
"thankers" The couple chanted as one. The group rode their flying scooters to maccas, hitting peoples ankles and robbing a bank on the way. Finally they arrived.
"Welcome to maccas were we don't give u rat poison. I'm posh wanker how can I help u?" The dinosaur roared.
"We high or some shit?" Matilda asked Alan as the dinosaur started sneezing on the food.
"Probably, I think we should watch some Netflix and chill wink wink" Said Alan.

they flew off into the sunset, and watched Netflix and did more then chill.

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