"Oh Susan! My beautiful blonde haired blue eyed Victoria Secret model looking daughter! Breakfast is ready, hurry up or you're going to be late on your first day of school!" My mother called from down stairs, the smell of bacon filling the air.
"Coming!" I yell back, putting on my typical good girl cardigan and leggings on which I will eventually trade in for an over possesive dark bad boy named Harry Styles who I say I hate but secretly love because he is oh so attractive.
I fix my straight long hair into a "messy bun" and plastered on a flawless smile.
I couldn't wait for the day ahead, I was probably going to be dragged to a big house party by my friends where I will bump into the notorious bad boy.
We'll of course start dancing and grinding on eachother at the party and even though he's absolutely rude to me and shows no respect I'll still let him take my virginity!
Tee-hee!
We've all read the typical, good girl meets bad boy scenario. It's almost in every fanfiction or romance story.
And of course the main character MUST look absolutely perfect and beautiful.
I mean, what's the fun in that now?
This story is a romantic comedy, like an actual comedy, not just someone saying something somewhat funny here and there, I want it to be funny from beginning to end.
I want you to feel that emptiness or that "what do I do now" feeling after reading each chapter, I want you to feel you are apart of the book, and that you become attached to all the quirky characters I make up as if they were your old childhood friends.
I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoy writing it.
By the way all rights go to me no copying this story yada yada.
Kisses, Elanna
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Humor"Take your shirt off Harry." I say, already unbuttoning his top, exposing his broad tattooed chest. "Oh.. excited aren't we cupcake..." Harry smirked, chuckeling as he bit his lip and possesively gripped my waist. "Boy if you don't stop with your ho...
