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Sidon x sick reader

It was a peaceful night in Zora's Domain, and it had been two months since Y/N had made the place her home.

"No doubt you already know about her relationship with the prince," The leader of the prince sidon fanclub, Tula, replies. "No doubt that's the reason you want to join the club?"

The new recruit answers, "yes. I've only heard rumors thus far," the recruit lowers their hood as they enter fanboy mode "BUT THEY ARE ALL TOO SPICY TO IGNORE♡!" New recruit, Link says as he pulls his arms together so his elbows are touching and his hands are clutched together under his chin. Once this posture is achieved, he looks up in the distance and lets out a longing sigh.

"Man, if this is how bored he got after defeating calamity Gannon, and realizing everything else, every side quest, could reasonably wait until after he was defeated, remind me to never go on such a large quest as saving the world." Youngest fan club member, Laruta thinks to herself.

After a full minute of staring longingly in the distance, link snaps out of it "So what's the gossip, you girls have heard?" He leaned on his arm as if he was sitting at a table, which is hard to do when one is standing in a circle.

Tona, the third and final member of the fan club, looks at him, surprised. "You did read our code of honor, right?" Link was kind of swaying before, but hearing this he stopped.

"Figured as much, Laruta here was the same way, she never got announcements that were written down. She had  to have it sung to her, especially important dates,"  Tula stops herself before she could speak for longer about how hard it is to make club activities, when not everybody got the memos "but i digress. The 'prince sidon fan club code of honor, rule number three'" Tula starts and the other members join in, "All new members start their first meeting with the new member's own gossip on the subject of our dear prince Sidon."

Link lets out a sigh and puts on his zora helm. "Of course, ladies! This bit of gossip is what lead me to joining, so why not share?" He lead the small group of Zora to the fire at the inn. Fire stories are the best stories. "It all started before the calamity..."