Right now it's like what 1:48am in the morning and my mother has gone upstairs and I've come down (y/m is your mum)
Y/m: I'm really worried for you darling
Alisha: I'm sorry but don't start going all warm-hearted
Y/m: what do you mean?
Alisha: think
I keep walking down the stairs and I run to the kitchen. I look for some chocolate and I can't find any! Ugh! I grab my keys and I hop in my Tesla:
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Then I drive of (obviously) I get to Walmart and I go straight to the chocolate isle.. I pick dairy milk. I walk to pay but this guy walks straight into me
Alisha: watch it!
?: why don't you
Alisha: your the one not looking you dickhead!
?: and your the one who didn't move bitch.
I barge by him literally elbowing him (like when you elbow barge people 😂) he looks back at me and I know he's staring at me. I pay for the three chocolate bars I bought and I head home.
When I get home I put on the news to see if the corona virus has ya know infected anyone else. Then the guy I bumped into at the store is on the news
News reporter - nr
Nr: his name is Payton Moormeier, 18 years old, was found holding a gun to a woman's head!
Alisha: oh shit!
Nr: please be aware! People in North California be aware of this man!
I then instantly get a call from my bestie Sophie
Sophie: did you see the news!?
Alisha: yeah it's so crazy it happened were we live
Sophie: I know! Omg
Alisha: i know this is crazy but I think I bumped into him at the store..
Sophie: WHAT! Did you give him attitude like you always do to people
Alisha: maybe..
Sophie: you idiot!
Alisha: well I didn't know he tried to kill someone
Sophie: still stupid! Anyway what time am I picking you up tomorrow?
Alisha: 8:46 because I need an extra one minute to finish an episode of *your fav show*
Sophie: okie weirdo. Bye miss attitude
Alisha: bye bye bitch
She giggles and hangs up. I turn the news of and I watch *your fav film* I laugh at the funny parts and cry at the sad parts *if there is any* I get tired and I fall asleep on the sofa.
