WELCOME TO YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE

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THE AKATSUKI IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. You think we are the FUCKING ELITE!?! The first part is right, the elite IS FUCK.

I JUST WALKED IN one day one fine fucking day and stole some of Tobis dango because I'm writing this and why not get high of some crack.

He must mix it into the flour.

WHEN I GET IN FUCKING SIDE I SWEAR THEY HAVE ALL HAD THEM MUSHROOMS. Or they are drunk. Lightweights *snort*

FEATHFUZZ AND FISHGILLS ARE... ON THE COUCH Kakuzu is sleeping on his money like some motherfucking grumpy dragon and he looks hot as fuck... but whatever.

Deidara THAT FUCKING BITCH IS MAKING AN ASS OUT OF CLAY. I'm loving this. Sasori is...walking away I'm walking away from Sasori.

Konan. Konan is SHREDDING HER PAPER IN A FUCKING PAPER SHREDDER THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?

PEIN IS FUCKING TALKING BOUT THE JOYS OF LIFE. he must have gotten laid...

Fuck they are all high on Dango. I feel left out so I go find Tobi and eat more dango he tells me "SENPAIII SAVE SOME DANGO FOR TOBII" I'm sure he'd have withdraw symptoms if he stopped eating "his dango"

I told him I do whatever the fuck I want and than I asked him where did the groupie get the mushrooms. "But senpai we didn't get mushrooms we had squash for lunch" FUCKING INNOCENTS.

YEAH.

FUCK OUT 🏳️‍🌈

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