Crippling Love

Chapter 4

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KC: "I wonder what type of illusions we'll see?"

Ash: "I'm hoping we don't see any."

KC: "That'd be boring! I want a challenge!"

Ash: "Why if that challenge gets us killed?"

KC: "Oh, don't be pessimistic what could possibly go wrong?"

Ash: "...How about that?"

KC: "Why'd I have to go and say that?"

Ash: "I warned you. Now there's a bunch of copies of you."

KC: "What are you talking about there are a bunch of level 500 dragons!"

Ash: "I think we're seeing different things because the illusions must be specific to each person."

KC: "But why am I seeing dragons while you're seeing me–"

Ash: "Omg! They're stripping!"

KC: "What!? Don't look!"

Ash: "Then how am I going to see what I'm doing? "

KC: "But if you look that means you're a pervert that wants to see me naked."

Ash: "But it's just your in-game character."

KC: "So?"

Ash: "Fine but if I die I'm blaming you." Asher closed his character's eyes. Now he was only able to see a black screen.

KC: "That's not fair! How am I supposed to do that by myself!? Besides, I don't even know where you are!"

Ash: "!!! Please tell me that you're the one touching me right now..."

KC: "No, I just said I don't know where...  Wait...Are the illusioners making naked me touch you!?"

Ash: "I don't know if they're actually naked anymore. I closed my character's eyes."

KC: "Don't you dare open them!"

Ash: "What am I supposed to do?"

KC: "Are you taking damage?"

Ash: "No... My character's ummm... He's... He just needs to be taken out of this situation and quick."

KC: "At least you're not fighting dragons in an open field."

"Wait... There are no trees near you?"

"No? I just said big open field."

"Good," Asher said then used one of his ultimate moves, Divine Slash.

*Immortal_Loser has slain Goblin Illusioners×100*

The game announced.

KC: "What the heck did you kill all those blind!?" 

Ash: "It was one of my ultimate moves. I only have half my mana now. Ooo they drop a lot of gold!"

KC: "What!? I'm over here struggling to survive?"

Ash: "They're only level 20 you can handle them."

KC: "Really?"

Ash: These thieves were stealing my gold!"

KC: "LOL"

Ash: "Omg! They are Golden Retriever puppies! They're so cute!"

*Immortal_Loser has found 2 puppies.*

Ash: "Wow, they have party announcements too? What doesn't this game have?"

KC: "It's not that significant. What's really cool is the fact that they are getting something similar to VR incorporated and we get to keep our stats and items."