A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
(Dicount Star Wars intro)
In a lonely world, disaster and disease rupture an already struggling nation, set in the year 4657 the Bam saga is placed in a dystopian universe where the world reverts to a more "primitive" nature think medieval ages but with modern medicine and wifi.
Our story follows a multitude of both interesting and boring characters and their own personal stories despite having nothing to do with one another but god did people try connect some dots I mean, woah like I didn't even see that coming and I wrote it...
As I digress, I feel it should be made known that the Bam saga has officially died of relevancy deprivation, but nevertheless i am hear to answer your Q's with my A's so hear we go.
FAQ's.
1. What is the main plot of Bam?
A. Bam is a story split into 3 parts; the beginning, the middle, and the end. It mostly follows the storyline of the the tales i hear from junkies on the bus.
2. What did i just read?
A. I don't know my child, i went blind many moons ago.
3. Can we be friends?
A. No, no we cannot. You frighten me and please get out of my attic.
4. Will Shotamasi be making a return to the series?
A. If you are asking this question then i bet you do jigsaws for fun, weirdo.
5. What happens at the end?
A. I don't know I guess the all die of horrible diseases.
6. Is Kai a demi- god?
A. No, Kai belongs to a special coven of warlocks known as the aldwych circle, a coven best known for its necromancy and its taco Thursdays. But he is essentially a mortal in every sense except he cant die or be killed.
7. Will there be a new character arc for mozzie in the next series?
A. Who are you? And how do you know about the "next series".
And before i end this id like to thank myself for creating this record breaking series, my lord ( you may not ask which one) for the tequila i drank on the night i gave birth to this monstrosity, my editors and directors, but most importantly id like to thank my girlfriend, no real reason shes just great.
Oh and the readers of course, duh.
The End?
Psssst. Hey if you made it this far, I'm sorry you've wasted your time, call your nearest car dealership and inquire about a helicopter.
