Dear Diary!!!
Two new recruits!!! I'll stick in a picture -+Redacted+- painted for me! I'm not exactly sure why these freaks keep asking to join me... But I like them! Great spirit for chaos!
One of them is well... They're rebelling against their job, apparently there was too much work and not enough breaks.
Soul collection and all that, I like them! I told them my true name, I tell no one that name anymore... Oh well, oh well, oh well!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
The other recruit phases in mirror dimensions, their really funny!!! They didn't even realise that they were seeing separate timelines when they couldn't warp to some places!! So silly! So... Foolish.
Oh, how easily I could crush their spirit.... But no, my game needs players! Stakes! Investment and absolute danger to be the most fun!!! Yes, definitely lives shall be at stake, worlds will crumble, dimensions will quiver!!!
The world will find this event so much more interesting!
I hope to write you again soon!
From: You know who, don't pretend you don't.
YOU ARE READING
The diary of an insane reality warper
RandomLitteraly, in the title. Although... I do believe few if any of you will understand it.
