I love you, but...

You're just too, fantastic...

It's just a typical boring day in metrocity in the ordinary newsagents, it being a Saturday everyone is out with their families or partners. Bernard then lets his mind wander off to unrealistic fantasies of a faceless woman who loves and cherishes him with all her heart. He sighs deeply coming back to reality just in time for someone to open the door. He eagerly sorts himself out in hope that someone will come in and distract him from the inevitable boredom that hugs him tighter than anyone ever will, but alas the door closes again without him even seeing the person's face. "Back to my depressive thoughts and I, what fun we have." He says throwing his arms up and then down on the table to rest his head on as if he were going to sleep, "no one would notice" he mumbles to himself "maybe I'll just..."he says dozing off.
BANG
Bernard's head shoots up in shock as he tries to comprehend what caused such a loud noise. The door has been knocked clean off of its hinges. And there is a silhouette standing where the front door was just 30 seconds ago. Bernard noted that said silhouette had a rather prominent forehead. 'Could it be?' Bernard thought to himself. As the silhouette moved closer, Bernard noticed its blue skin. 'I should run away, or do something, anything! But my body won't move.' Bernard thought to himself, he was so lost in this thoughts that he didn't realise how close the other man got to him. Bernard was startled when he felt a soft thumb brush across his chin. Looking up into the blue skinned mans eyes, he confirmed that this was indeed the villain, Megamind. "I have come for you, Bernard" Megamind announces. ' since when had Megamind looked so, fantastic?'.