Pie

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America: Who needs pie when you have burgers!

RMe: … what did you just say? *her brown eyes turn black*

America: That burgers are better then pie?

RMe: *eye twitches* Why?

America: Because burgers are better then pie! Don't you agree?

RMe: …

America: …

RMe: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU HOW DARE YOU SAY BURGERS ARE BETTER THEN PIE PIE IS AMAZING AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY ITS ISN'T BECAUSE IF U DO I WILL CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF, PUT IT IN A BURGER AND MAKE YOU EAT IT

America: Ma'am  Yes Ma'am!!! *runs away*

Ray: *puts an arm over Admin* You are learning young one

RMe: *Smirks* Well you are my Master

Ray: *Smirks* you got that right. Also, Pie is amazing *Grabs a piece of cherry pie and bites it*

RMe: I Know Right! *Grabs a piece of Pumpkin pie and bites it* Pie is so good

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