Step one: get a non-conspicuous car like a white van or a helicopter. (helicopter is worse because of the noise it makes)
Step two: find a lonely kid and say "hey do you want a ride" or "hey do you want some candy" (asking if the kid needs a ride is more easy than asking if they want candy)
Step three: drive to your house or a abandoned building get the kid to get out of the vehicle (a handgun is useful for this part)
Step four: ransom the kid for cash
Step five: repeat until you are rich
Bonus tip: if you get chased by the police for kidnapping ask the kid where he lives and go to drop him off
Disclaimer - DO NOT kidnap this book is for funny purposes i will put more to this book so have fun reading 😂