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((Skip to end of wedding))Poppy: why were ateez at the wedding
Yoongi: I didn't invite them
Bts: neither did I
Poppy: do you think they were

You turned around to see listening devices all around

Poppy: you guys huddle up

Poppy: they have devices everywhere
Yoongi: babe how long have they been there
Poppy: fucking hell NOBODY KNOWS
hobi: about a week because that's when you fired them
Poppy: sneaky bastards
Jin: LANGUAGE
namjoon: Jin shut the fuck up
Jin: HOW RUDE NAMJOON

he gets the nearest thing which is a slipper and hits namjoon with it

Namjoon: YOU BITCH AHHHHHH HELLLLOOOO ANYBODY THERE

Poppy: yo were still hear

Erin: hey namjoon

Namjoon blushes

Erin: you lookin hot today joon

Namjoon: erin will you be my girlfriend

Erin: yes I WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR WIFE AS WELL

Namjoon: WILL YOU MARRY ME

erin: FUCK YESSS I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR A WHOLE MONTH DUDE

poppy and yoongi: Get a fucking room

Joon: JIN STOP FUCKING HURTING ME YOU BITCH

Yoongi: FFS DUDE STOP

Jin: sorry Suga

Suga: JUST FUCKING STOP I AM SICK OF HEARING HIM FUCKING COMPLAINING

poppy: let's go to our room and watch some TV

Everyone else: LET'S GO

You got rid of all the devices and went to ateez house

San: hi how can I help
You walk in and place all the devices by locking them all out

You jump out the window and run home

Poppy: hey bitches

Erin: WE JUST GO MARRIED

poppy: cool

Yoongi kisses your cheek

Yoongi: hey baby let's watch TV

Poppy: good idea

Yoongi: okay

We all run upstairs and watch a horror movie

Erin: am so scared *screams which causes joon to scream*

Poppy: DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP

Erin: sorry poppy Jean

Poppy: I hate erin sharron cantillon

Erin: fite me

Poppy: okay

You get up and have a proper fight

Erin: get off me you bitch

Suga: GO POPPY

Namjoon: GO POPPY

erin: oh thanks joon she is really strong

Jungkook: GO POPPY

BTS: GO POPPY WE PURPLE YOU

Poppy: YEAH ME TWO LOVE U ALL

Then you hit erin as she falls of the bed you had blood everywhere on you

Erin: IS SHE DEAD YET

Suga: nope sorry

Tae: that was the best

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