Meeting The Pastas (My Fanfic Of Me Meeting The Creepypasta Family)

New Faces, New Blood

"Ow..." I groaned. I was finally getting my arm patched up. Next, I have to tell everyone about myself. "And.....done. Does it feel any better?" The tall man asked me. "Well it doesn't hurt like hell anymore..." I replied, chuckling a bit. "Why don't you go socialize, get to know others" He walked out of the bathroom, and shut the door to the room I'm in. "Well...time to suffer" I groaned to myself. I looked at my arm again. (It doesn't hurt as much anymore...now that he wrapped it up...) I thought to myself. I walked out the door, and sighed. "Time to meet some new faces..." I said quietly as I walked out of the door. The tall figure was outside waiting for me. "I would never think that Slenderman would be my guide in this situation..." I looked up at him. "Well...odd isn't it...?" He replied. I walked down the hall, and I followed Slenderman. We stopped at the sight of 3 other tall figures. "Those are your brothers, right?" I asked. "How did you-" I quickly cut him off. "They're like you...tall, mostly featureless" I quickly replied. We still walked up to them. "Aw!!! Who's the kid?" A tall figure asked, he wore a rainbow dotted suit with a tie, and a large top hat. He had a big smile on his face. "We found him on the back porch, he got bit...so I fixed him up and told him he could stay with us-" The tall figure crouched down and hugged me. "You poor thing..." He said. "Uhh..." I didn't move. "Are you okay bud?" He asked. "I'm...fine?" I replied. (What the hell? Why is this happening?) I thought to myself. "Okay enough hugging you two, Splendy bites" One of the brothers said. Splendorman stood back up. "Oh hush! No I don't!" He blushed and crossed his arms. "Offender, Trender..." Slenderman pointed at me. "Sup" Offenderman said. "Hey" Trenderman said. "Hi there" I replied with a calm look on my face. I heard a window break. "BITCH!!! MOVE!!!" A voice yelled. I turned around and looked out of the broken window. The guy in the white hoodie with the cuts on his cheeks jumped out the window. "What the hell was that for???" I yelled, looking down. "That black haired ass bitch said I'M HIGH!!!" He yelled. "What bitch? I see you 👀" I replied. "OOOOOOH!!!!!" Everybody in the room yelled. "You little-" He kicked the door open. "You wanna go bitch? FIGHT ME!!!" He yelled in my face. I kicked him in the nuts. "OH, FACK!!!" He yelled. Everybody started laughing at me. "I like this kid..." The woman with black hair said. I looked down at him. "Well bitches get stitches, BITCH" I yelled. I walked back over to the 4 Slender Brothers. "I like your style, kid" Offender said. "Jeff just can't shut the hell up...someone had to do it" Slenderman laughed. "I've dealt with some shit...now I decide, I get shit, other people take that shit from me" I replied crossing my arms. "Trust me...that's everyone in this room...other than Jeff" Offenderman chuckled. "I'll catch up with you guys later I guess..." Slenderman and I walked up to a pair of boys. Eyeless Jack, and Toby. "Isn't that the little dude who kicked Jeff in the nudes?" They both laughed at me. "Yeah well, shitsticks get nuts cracked" I replied. "Where did you find this kid? Haha..." Toby asked. "On our back porch..." Slenderman replied. "What happened to his arm?" Jack asked. "I uh..." I took some of the bandages off and showed them. "Damn...that has to hurt" Toby said. "Yeah, your dog bit me..." I replied, wrapping up the bandages again. "He bites hard right!?" Jack said. "He does...it still burns..." I replied, rubbing my arm. We moved on to the last group of adults. "Oh hey!" A girl with green eyes and a watch clock for an I greeted me. The name's Clockwork. "Jane..." Another girl said. "Hiya" I replied. "Thanks for beating Jeff's ass" Jane said. Clockwork laughed. "Anytime, got anyone else?" I cracked my knuckles. "No...sadly~" All 3 of us laughed, Slender chuckled a bit. I think I found a new place to call home...