Mike spent a month crafting a pizza that he thought would outpizza the hut through alchemy and quantum mechanics. It was years until he had finished it. His mayo and cookies and cream pizza. He wrote the recipe and dumped it in a mailbox to the wizards of ketchup land and set off on his journey. He brought his pizza to Pizza Hut HQ and met the CEO of Pizza Hut. His lair was on top of Area 51 as a skyscraper and Mike barged in and went to the top floor. Mike Ziim Zaam Zoomed into the CEO's room "I CHALLENGE YOU TO D-D-D-D-DUEL" Mike Wazowski Bellowed. The CEO of Pizza Hut stared into the hell that was unleashed two miles in radius of the building and said "I am Gru, do try to out pizza me but little do you know i control the racism. I am the one who pushed the man into the river in LEGO city and I will defeat you." A tear slid down mike wazowski's face into his mouth as he remembered who the man before him was.
