Chapter 5 To be able to fight for the identity of a father.
Zhong Langyu responded: “Many thanks to His Majesty”, then pulled Xi Ruoxuan up together with him. Xi Ruoxuan stared at the emperor for a while, this is an emperor ah! He was no different from other old men! He also has two eyes and one nose. Isn’t it said that an Emperor is heaven sent? Is this all?!!
The Emperor seeing that Xi Ruoxuan was staring at him sillily, thought she was sick again, said: “Lang Yu, recently has Ruoxuan been mischievous again?”
Zhong Langyu looked at Xi Ruoxuan, turned to timidly look at his father, and said: “Father, this subject cannot sleep with her on a bed at night?”
The Emperor froze and said: “What’s wrong, isn’t Ruoxuan sleeping?”
Zhong Langyu’s brow wrinkled into a tight ball: “Father, Er Chen* has some words that he dares not say to you, I fear it is too indecent to bring out.”
The Emperor stared: “What is indecent, there is no outsider here, did she force you in bed with her? you are husband and wife ah, it is inevitable, don’t discriminate against her because her brain is not working well, it is normal for her to have her needs.”
Zhong Langyu saw that his father had misunderstood, and hurried up to explain: “Not this. Er Chen is not talking about this.”
“Then what do you want to say?”
Zhong Langyu looked at the Xi Ruoxuan: “She often goes back and forth on the bed at night. Once, she put her head on top of Er Chen’s head. The most terrible thing is that she sleeps and throws saliva, once, Er Chen was sleeping having a good dream when he felt that he was dying of thirst. He looked and looked for a spring of water for half a day and finally found it. I drank it with joy, but that spring water was unexpectedly bitter. It was later Er Chen woke up to realize, I drank her saliva. “
Xi Ruoxuan couldn’t help but let out a wheezing sound after listening. Zhong Langyu blinked: “You can still laugh, I will never sleep with you in the same bed again.”
“If won’t sleep don’t sleep, who is forcing you ah!” Xi Ruoxuan could not help but retort.
The emperor thought on it for a while: “Alright, from now on you guys will sleep in separate beds; but you can keep it secret from outsiders. If it leaks out, don’t blame the father for not being polite.”
“Yes! Er Chen understands.” Zhong Langyu’s laughing expression was like a brightened chrysanthemum.
Xi Ruoxuan glared at him hard, wondering what was going on. Whether we sleep in separate beds or not must you ask the emperor? What was even more strange was that sleeping in separate beds must be kept confidential. It is said that cheating should be kept a secret, therefore it is normal to have separate beds, weird, very weird.
The Wang fu’s feast began. Xi Ruoxuan sat at the table, a scarf around her neck, with CuiYun standing behind her. Sitting on her left was Zhong Langyu Wang Ye, in the middle holding the chairman position, naturally was the emperor. The emperor looked at them and said in a calm and natural voice : “Eat! Eat! There are no outsiders here, don’t talk about any rules, eat! Just eat casually.”
“Er Chen will comply” Zhong Langyu said and gently pinched a small piece of diced meat in his mouth and delicately chewed for fear of making an indecent sound, leaving a bad impression on the emperor.
Xi Ruoxuan scolded in her heart, what broken rule is this?, eating too, still afraid of making chewing sounds. I have to make some movements. Xi Ruoxuan thinking this, grabbed a chicken leg and crunched hard. The sound of the teeth crunching and the exaggerated noise of eating stunned Zhong Langyu and Cuiyun.Especially Zhong Langyu, he smacked Xi Ruoxuan’s hand with his hand, and complained with a voice of grievance: “Chew softly!”
Xi Ruoxuan did not mind him one bit. This old lady right now is stupid, I am a stupid wangfei, who am I afraid of.! She smiled stupidly towards Zhong Langyu: “really delicious, you too eat one!”
Zhong Langyu got frightened, really afraid that the emperor would not be happy, but didn’t expect that the emperor would smile: “It’s nothing, eat! Here there are no outsiders; it’s only the two of us(Ye-Masters). It’s of no consequence.”
Zhong Langyu quickly smiled apologetically: “Father, letting you see this, it’s a shame.”
The emperor lightly raised his hand: “Zhen doesn’t blame you, it’s hard for you, married to such an imperial concubine, in your heart do you blame father ah?”
Zhong Langyu immediately shook his head sared, “Er Chen doesn’t dare. There must be a reasoning behind Father’s arrangement, just obeying Father’s arrangement is good.”
The Emperor nodded with satisfaction: ” no wonder you are so sensible. The day after tomorrow, the northern Tianqing Khan of the grasslands, that is, your father-in-law will come to the capital city. You will take Ruoxuan outside the city with you. Dress her up a little, moreover in front of Tianqing Khan, you have to show that you dote on Ruoxuan a lot. You may not understand Zhen’s meaning, but you have to do it.”
Although he was unwilling in his heart, he was ostensibly subservient: “Er Chen obeys.”
Xi Ruoxuan’s mouth was biting the chicken leg, but her brain was not idle. O, so my father’s Northern Khan! No wonder these two dare not bully me, what is father’s Tianqing Khan, why, if it was Genghis Khan it wil be good, then I would be The Chosen One’s daughter. But it’s also okay, anyhow this old lady is also a second generation official, Khan Ye! Even if you take it out and spell it, you can’t compete.
Xi Ruoxuan threw the chicken bones onto the table, and grabbed a chicken wing. Ah! The feeling of becoming a silly concubine is really good, you can eat whatever you love to eat with no one to care about your eating. Aiya, me eat like this will I not become fat ah! Supposing I eat into a fat pig, not to even mention other people finding me disgusting, even I myself won’t be able to stand it. Forget it, take it easy!.Oh! Throwing this gnawed half of chicken wings away is such a pity, giving it to you to eat!
Xi Ruoxuan smoothly put the chicken wings into Zhong Langyu’s mouth. Don’t know how many inches long, that Zhong Langyu was about to ask the emperor what to say when suddenly a chicken wing was stuffed into his mouth.Zhong Langyu was so angry, he immediately spat out the chicken wings, stood up and was about to explode. The emperor waved his hand: “Sit down, sit down, how can you lower yourself to the her position.”
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