Here we go! A little Nekoma and Fukurodani for ya
Yaku: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Kuroo: What if I bite it and it dies?
Yaku: That means you're poisonous
Lev: What if it bites itself and I die?
Yaku: ...That's voodoo
Yamamoto: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Yaku: That's correlation, not causation
Inuoka: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Bokuto (from the other side of the court): that's kinky
Akaashi: *sigh*
Yaku: oh my god
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HumorJust a compilation of scenarios with our favorite volleyball players. Enjoy! :) (yeah I know the cover looks crappy. but quite judging a book by it cover haha okie bye)
