The tale of Wallace and Gromit and the 5 year old

TIMMY

Timmy was so scared he wet his pants and his 5 British pounds. He heard the rumble of tanks and feet. Then he saw them.

The tanks came first with their sleek couch Ikea furniture bodies covered with Swedish steel. He saw them fire at the house next door where old Mr.Icantthinkofaname lived. They fired meatballs with steel around them. Timmy wanted to save his neighbor but he knew he couldn't.

Then hundreds of soldier came marching, each with guns and wearing the Ikea Uniform. Timmy hid under there until it seemed like days passed. Then after a hour after he heard a sound he came out. There were fires burning all around the city but it was silent. He walked back into the rubble of his house to find his T.V. okay. He turned it on and listened as the news channel said that the British empire had finally surrendered. 

Timmy pulled out his Fortnite disc and started playing. He was thinking that the British Empire did not fall and that everything was normal. Then he looked around at his house. There was no cheese, no v-bucks giftcards, no walls, then Timmy understood that this was his way of life now.

Timmy wandered the streets looking for other survivors but he could not find any. He lay there in dirt crying himself to sleep...