The tale of Wallace and Gromit and the 5 year old

I am I am

He was sitting on the bench when the news hit him. Mexico had just declared war against Sweden. He sat there contemplating it. He knew they would call for just like they did in the chimmichonga wars. He was younger than 40 but older than 25. He was in good shape but he knew he was rusty in fighting since he hadn't fought in 10 years. 

He had hid his identity for years. Everyone thought he was dead but that didn't stop the Mexican Government from signaling him. He never came to the signals though. He gave up that life to live in solace. 

Mexico had been watching the war from the sidelines for all this time. But a few weeks ago they bombed the ports. He ate his chimmchonga and turned on the T.V. The news reporter said the Swedish had already begun to invade Mexico. The Swedish had expected this. 

He knew that he must fight against this threat. He must save the country that he loved once more from the face of evil. He knew what he had to do.

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The next morning he woke up and skipped his breakfast. He immediately went to his secret lab out in the desert. He hadn't been their in a while but he still knew where everything was.

He arrived at the lab and pressed the dusty computer. It booted up. "Welcome," the computer screen read. He typed in his password "guadnacho" and clicked on a button. The floor whirred and a tool set rose out of the ground. He took the tools and put the in a bag.

He pressed another button. The floor whirred to life once again. This time a costume came up. It was light blue and red. He put on the mask and the costume. He went back to the computer and searched for something. He had ties with the leaders of other countries and people in charge of very important stuff. He typed in "Secret Rebels against Swedish". The first link was a home page of the Washington D.C. rebels. He look around on the page and he found out that Bill Gates was part of it. He knew but had never talked to Bill Gates.

On the home page it said that they were building a weapon to drive the Swedish back to Scandinavia. He knew he would have to go to D.C. He got the Churromobile ready to drive. He blasted off and he headed to D.C. 

The only thing left was the cape he had forgotten which he made in his childhood which had the words "Nacho Libre" on the back.