Hetalia Short Stories!

Russian Raves

(This suggestion was made by Possessedmango ! Thank you for the idea!)

It was a typical world meeting in Moscow, Russia. Everyone was either arguing, sleeping, or talking loudly with one another, which is basically arguing but with less malice.

A certain Russian man was peacefully relaxing on a chair near the head of the long table. His childish and innocent smile was brighter today for some unknown. His amethyst eyes gazed over the sea of people interacting with one another. Today was also a good day for Canada since Russia sat on a different chair that was not on top of our precious baby boy.

All of a sudden, an alarm rings violently in the room. It screeched frighteningly as it blared an ear-piercing sound. It was like a dying bird screaming its last few words for the whole world to hear. Huh. What a coincidence!

The surrounding countries began to place their hands over their ears to try and numb the noise.

"Vhat in zhe he!l iz zhis?!"
"Like, turn it off! My fabulous ears are going to explode."
"Is there a fire?! Prease don't terr me it's a fire!"
"Dudes, I am freaking alarmed! Get it?"
"Shut up f@t@ss!"

Russia blinks his eyes in shock as he observes his allies. He then realizes the situation at hand. He begins to close his eyes and smile innocently again and turns towards the group of nations that are the most confused. Russia raises a hand in the shape of a peace sign to show the non-existent threat coming from the speaker.

"Do not worry my friends, da. This is normal happening in my place. Alarm bring no harm. Do not fret." Russia explains casually to the nations. England furrows his brows at the Russian.

"What is the alarm for, Russia?" He asks cautiously, one of his bushy eyebrows raises in suspicion.

A song is beginning to play from the intercom of the room.

(Play this as you are reading for the rest of the chapter. If the video is unavailable, search up Cheeki Breeki and play it as you are reading)

Russia then begins to swiftly take off his coat to reveal himself wearing Adidas.  An Adidas tracksuit and an Adidas pair of shoes. The black and white color sequence complimented his silver hair. He then begins to take out 2 bottles of vodka and starts to chug the beverage till there was no tomorrow. If this was out of context, he looked like he was going to be in a collaboration ad with Adidas and Ketel One.

"I squat now." Russia simply replies at the dazed stares of the countries. He slides over to a moderately spacious area of the room(still being watched by the confused nations), and begins to squat randomly to the beat of the song whilst drinking vodka.

"Is this the country that we are supposed to fear due to his massive military power and maturity?" Norway asks from the crowd of nations.

"Unfortunately, yes." Says Lithuania quietly as to not being heard from the still intimidating and dancing Russian.

"I will take my leave." Norway announces as he gracefully glides away from the show. "This meeting was a joke." He silently closes the meeting door as he muttered that statement in the same fashion he usually does.

"This is fun, da?" Russia proclaims happily as he continues to do what typical and normal Russians do on a daily basis.

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Wow~! A short chapter! Sorry, for such a short story! School is being a bully and demanding essays and such. I WILL post a new chapter for my States, States, and More States book because I am way to attached to it. Well, that's all for this note. Goodbye gamers and non-gamers!

~Mango