James Charles was born in 1843 and his mother died the day he was born.
^here you can see a picture if his mother, notice the uncanny resemblance.
He first found work as a mannequin but was then drafted into the Anglo Zulu war, on the side of the zulu's, this was James's first of many attempts at destroying the west.
^ *picture of james during zulu era
He quickly fell out of favor with the zulus because, and I quote "their tans were much nicer than mine"
In 1902 he helped form the illuminati and was their cheif scientist on project rainbow, which is were the illuminati invented "the gay"
Which is why still to this day it is widely known that the only thing the illuminati loves more than power....is dick.
During WWII he was arrested for being a conseienses objector because he described war as neither fun nor fresh.
It wasn't hugo boss that invented the nazi uniforms...it was james fooking Charles
James then became Pope and started a few trends in the catholic church.....not those trends, fashion trends, get your mind out the fucking gutter!
Stalin's prodigies weren't getting rid of political dissidence, it was to get rid of everyone who was prettier than james Charles.....which turned out to be alot.
It was james Charles who dropped the bomb on Hiroshima.
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Non-Fictionthe absolutely true story of james Charles with nothing false or humorous