💖Tom Trench x Reader💖{oneshot}

🤡my bones🤡

/ahaha crack fic time! I haven't been very motivated/

I woke up from my dreamless sleep. I looked up to see my tv still on. Fuck it was still on. I don't remember what part I was on when I feel asleep

Looks like I'll just have to start over and watch that one characters pet be burned alive. Lol

I walked to my bathroom, trying to avoid the Red Bull® cans scattered around my couch like little shits during recess. I washed my face with the cold ass water that my shitty ass apartment offered. At least it didn't burn my face off.

I got dress and left for my stupid ass job at the news station. Thank god katie avoided me due to constantly smelling of blood, red bull®, and depression... It was probably because of my addiction to energy drinks that help since she fucking loves the stank of sorrow and probably doesn't mind the smell of since the uh...Well...part about us being in hell...so yeah...

The only good thing about this job was tom. He was pretty chill when he wasn't trying to ask you for nudes. Had some weird taste in porn tho... But hey, it's hell... No one cares tbh.

I walked in after flipping of some homeless pedo who was trying to get us to pay for a interview. He smelt like shit if not worse. The only thing me and Katie have common is hating this guy, but for different types reasons of course.

As I made my way to the recording room, I started to feel worse than I already did. I coughed only for blood to come out. I licked it back up because I was tired and hygiene. I opened the door and started to get to work.

-Time skip-

The day was finally over. I wanted to scream. Katie was still a bitch and tom was in pain. I almost felt the pain in his groin but didn't,s ince I have a uterus. Unfortunately.

Katie asked me something but I didn't hear. When Katie started yelling at me I just said
"Fuck off you nasty ass white bitch. No one cares."
And with that statement came the face of what can only be described as a Karen at a store when you tell her she's wrong. Only difference is that Katie is my shitty boss.

Low key saw a cool commercial about a weird business called 'IMP' and kinda wanna join so I can feel closer to my lilac haired husbando. He reminds of tom... But cuter since like... He's a anime boy. Tom isn't, but he ok.

Katie soon fired me since yah know, I hate her guts. Tom saw this and started flirting since he wasn't my superior, or as some would say 'Senpai'

We ended up fuckin while listen to some anime ops

/anyway sorry if this shit but hey, that's my life for yah. I kinda just need to get into the groove of writing this stuff again so... 🤡.. Also just wanted to write for shit and giggles yah know... /