The Girl Who Leapt....Into ANOTHER WORLD?! (Naruto Various x OC)

Enter: The New Girl, Ayame!

Ow....

Where...am I?

Her eyes twitched. Her body ached. Everything hurt. She felt like she'd been hit by a truck.

"Unghhhhh........" She groaned. "My head is throbbing..."

She heard a chuckle. "As you should, the reports do say you fell from the sky after all."

Wait.

That voice.

"O-old man Hokage?" She mumbled in a half-asleep manner. "H-hidekasu Shibata? Wait am I in a hospital? Why would Hidekasu Shibata be in my hospital room? Did I fall off the airplane?" 

Another chuckle. "You're a strange one."

Her eyes snapped open. Sitting in front of her was...Lord Hokage. 

She gasped.

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE AM I AND WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU COS-PLAYING AS OLD MAN HOKAGE!!!!" She yelled. Who is this guy?! I can't move!

"You seem to already know who I am, child." The Hokage-cosplayer said. "I am Sarutobi, Third Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, Konohakagure."

"I doubt that. Naruto isn't even real as much as I would love it to be." She huffed. I wish it WAS real. "If you're the real Hokage, I'm from the Uchiha Clan and have the Sharingan. And, unfortunately I don't have the Sharingan, so...did you kidnap me or something? Where am I?"

The Old Man's expression turned serious. Who is this girl? He wondered. "You are in the hospital in Konohakagure. Tell me, how is it you know of the Sharingan?"

He must be a die-hard fan, she thought. "I just heard about it is all, read it in a book." Just go along with the role-play, I guess. She felt herself able to move again and sat up. "How long have I been here?" 

"A month. You were found by one of our Jounin outside the village. Apparently you were falling from the sky." He replied.

"WHAT?!" She shouted. "Last I remember I was asleep in my room!" 

"Now, please tell me about yourself. Are you an enemy to this village?" The Hokage's face seemed unhappy at the prospect of her being an enemy. 

"Umm......" She paused. "How can I begin?"

"Your name?" 

"Oh, right." Suddenly she felt very self conscious and shy. Think of a cool name, she thought. Seriously, because Sara Alson just won't work out! "My name is Ayame. I am eighteen years old, I'm a Senior in High School."

"You hardly look eighteen." The Hokage started to laugh. "I'd say you're about twelve!"

"Of course I'm..." Ayame stopped. "Wait what?" She looked down at her body. "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I'M SO SHORT."

"You can calm down, you know." The Hokage chuckled. "Now, where do you come from?"

"Umm...." She was still shocked at being so small. I've got to make something up, she thought. "I come from...Uenohara-shi, Yamanashi-ken, Nippon." Okay, I don't live there but at least I've visited enough times to know it!

"I've never heard of such a place. Hmm." Sarutobi sighed. "What kind of thing is an Airplane? Who is Hidekasu Shibata?"

Her mind was struck with a million questions.

How could he not know who that is and be a cos-player of the character he voice acts? 

How does he not know what an Airplane is?