Ah, July 4th. Independence Day. And to one certain module, his birthday. And that module is the dream-eating monochrome baku himself, Trickster (or his real name Theodore). He was watching the sun rise over the horizon.
Trickster: It's time.
Using his magic, he made the bars of his cell disappear. You see, he couldn't escape his jail cell before. But now that it's his birthday, opposing magic is no longer a threat to him. He casually walked out.
???: Trickster, what about me?! I don't deserve to be here!
Trickster turned his head to face Eve Moonlit, who was in the jail cell next to him.
Trickster: Hmm...maybe I can use you and your husband Adam for my revenge. Very well.
He made the bars of her cell disappear as well. She walked out.
Eve Moonlit: I'm free!
Trickster: Quiet! You don't want to wake the princess or her pitiful servant, do you?
Eve Moonlit: Whoopsies.
Trickster: Now, follow me. And be very quiet.
Using his magic, he made both of them invisible. They walked out of the dungeon.
Eve Moonlit: (in a whisper) What about the guards?
Trickster: They can't see us.
They managed to get out of the castle without being detected. And out of the front guard's vision. The invisibility spell wore off.
Eve Moonlit: We're out! But what about my husband?
Trickster: Don't worry about him. I got that covered. Wait here. I won't be long.
He disappeared in a cloud of smoke and reappeared beside Adam's cell.
Adam Moonlit: What are you?
Trickster: No time to answer you now. I'm here to get you out of here.
He used his magic again on the bars.
Adam Moonlit: What about the cops?
Trickster: It's still really early for them to start work. Now, come on.
He and Adam disappeared in a cloud of smoke and reappeared to where Eve was waiting.
Eve Moonlit: Adam!
Adam Moonlit: Eve!
The couple hugged each other.
Adam Moonlit: I owe you my thanks, mister...?
Trickster: Oh. Just call me Trickster.
Eve Moonlit: We're out of jail. Now what do we do?
Trickster: I need your help. Both of you.
Adam Moonlit: With what?
Trickster: To kill every single in-game module in Negi Root City.
Eve Moonlit: And how are you going to do that?
Trickster: Do you know what today is?
Adam Moonlit: Uh...Saturday?
Trickster: Today is a very special day. For me.
Eve Moonlit: Is it your birthday?
Trickster: It is. And on a baku's birthday, they have all this power. And no idea how to use it. Well, I do.
Adam Moonlit: What do you have in store for us?
Trickster: I want Eve to...kill the owner of that bakery Lillian & Associates Goods. As a start.
Eve Moonlit: Lillian Flores?
Adam Moonlit: That girl can kick butt!
Trickster: Your wife is more powerful than you are. That's why I'm sending her.
Eve Moonlit: Good thing I saved up some potions that kills anyone in your way.
She held up a bottle with a strange purple substance inside.
Trickster: Excellent.
Adam Moonlit: What about me, Mr. Trickster?
Trickster: No need for the mister, Adam. We're all friends here. You take some of your wife's potions with you. And kill the cops known as Ichi-No-Sakura Blossom, Rei-No-Sakura Azure Snow, and Ni-No-Sakura Fan Dance's baby. Senbu is pretty weak right now thanks to giving birth to his baby girl named Lilac.
Adam Moonlit: Why do you want to kill an innocent baby?
Trickster: Adam, there are over 800,000 people here in Negi Root City. I'm doing the citizens a favor and thinning out the population.
Adam Moonlit: Ah, I see.
Trickster: My other employer is out there right now, raping pretty much every single Len module and trying to impregnate them. Except for one.
Eve Moonlit: And who is that?
Trickster: Ciel DuBlois. I still want him alive. For personal reasons.
Eve Moonlit: I think I remember him. He and his girlfriend Angelica d'Aglior and Stephanie Avery rescued our daughter.
Adam Moonlit: And Hansel's new girlfriend Lillian whooped my butt.
Eve Moonlit: I have a question. You said another employer of yours is trying to impregnate everyone. Does a baku like yourself have the ability to have children?
Trickster: Yes. We can have children.
Eve Moonlit: I see.
Adam Moonlit: Well, it's a start. I go and kill the cops that put us in prison. And Eve is going to kill Lillian Flores.
Trickster: Actually, Eve. You might want to carry a couple more potions. Your 'little boy' Hansel had twins recently.
Eve Moonlit: WHAT?!!
Trickster: Exactly. I want you to kill them, too.
Eve Moonlit: I'm down for killing my grandchildren! My son is too young to have children of his own right now.
Trickster: And kidnap Hansel and Gretel again. And keep them in your little cottage until I say so.
Eve Moonlit: Got it!
Adam Moonlit: But wait. What about you? What are you going to do?
Trickster: I have some unfinished business with my ex-girlfriend Sadie Fraylinner.
Adam Moonlit: Oh, okay. Are you planning on killing her, too?
Trickster: Absolutely. She's going to be my first target.
Eve Moonlit: Okay then! Let's go!
Trickster: Hold on.
Using his magic, he made something happen.
Adam Moonlit: What did you do?
Trickster: I made time stand still. So that it can remain July 4th forever.
Adam Moonlit: Ah. You're more powerful on your birthday.
Trickster: Yes. Now, we can go. We'll meet back at your cottage once we're done with our tasks.
He disappeared in a cloud of black smoke and Eve and Adam disappeared in a cloud of green smoke.
Oh no. Trickster's ultimate revenge has begun! Will there be anyone to stop him and Adam and Eve? We'll just have to see in the future. I'll see you guys in the next story!
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Trickster Breaks Out Of Jail
FanficJuly 4th is Trickster's birthday. And that's when he's at his strongest. Without Riliane or Alexiel knowing, he breaks himself and Eve Moonlit and her husband out of jail. His revenge against the modules of Negi Root City is just beginning. This is...
