Josh walks in a McDonalds, craving a big mac...from the shrek green lettuce to the trump orange cheese.
Tyler walks into a McDonald's, also craving the burger.
Their eyes lock.
They nod, knowing what to do, they both head to the public restroom, and lock the main entrance door. They know what to do, they're ready.
[Tyler's flashback]
I've always loved big macs, ever since I was a little kid! They brought joy to my dark life, nobody understood me like these burgers did, they always understood me and they still do. I've had my most intimate moments with my big macs, they bring me so much pleasure, unlike anyone else I've ever been with. And this is my biggest secret: I'm macsexual...I have a sexual attraction to big macs... I also have a small di-
[Josh's flashback]
I'm really thicc and I like food. That's it.
TO BE CONTINUED BITCHES
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Big Mac Fic
FanfictionWhen Josh and Tyler come in a McDonald's they also eat a big mac together, which is the start of their love story
