Me: -sleeping on a couch in the music room with my tablet on a table next to it-
Tamaki: Hey hosts, lets see what she has stored away in this... "fangirl paridise" or whatever she calls it >:3
All the others: No way. Not after the bite of '14.
Tamaki: wut
Haruhi: You didn't hear? Last time someone tried to steal author's tablet, she bit their pinky off. O. O
Tamaki: I'm gonna do it anyway. -puts on sunglasses- deal with it.
The Twins: Well, if you loose a finger, don't say we didn't warn you!
-Tamaki le steals my tablet-
Tamaki: What's her password?
Haruhi: I got this. -puts in my password-
-Tamaki opens wattpad-
The Twins: -cover Honey's eyes-
Tamaki: WHAT IS THIS?! IT MUST BE CLEANSED!
Me: -wakes up and stares at the hosts-
-hosts stare back at me-
Me: -holds up my bat with nails in it-
-everyone but Tamaki runs-
Me: You realize today is the day you die, correct?
Tamaki: -nods-
Me: -chases after him screaming bloody murder-
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Ouran Host Club Randomness!
FanfictionRandomness is in the Host Club. It is spreading like a disease. Be forewarned.