Ouran Host Club Randomness!

The reason why Tamaki is so tall

Honey: Tama-Chan, y u gotta be so tall?

Tamaki: Um... I dunno..

Kyoya: He's extremely tall because he bought growth spurts from me as a child. Do you want one? They're 5,000 yen a piece.

Haruhi: I don't think thats how-

-Kyoya gives Haruhi a look and whispers, "Tell no one!"-

Haruhi: I think I'm gonna go get some more coffee.. -Runs out of room-

Honey: Wait Haru-Chan, don't leave meeee! -Runs after Haruhi-

Kyoya: You still owe me 10,000 yen, Tamaki..

Moral of the story? Don't buy anything from Kyoya, no matter how much you want it. He will hunt you down and kill you for his yen.