Smoking buddies (Idate x Rock R18)

Anger Issues

((WARNING! LOTS OF SWEARING AND SMUT IN THE LATER CHAPTERS. ALSO HARD YAOI AND LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIPS. DO NOT LIKE, DO NOT READ. FOR THE ONES WHO ARE WILLING TO STAY. ENJOY! ))

Rock was a little surprised when he noticed Idate wasn't already with him, he would usually start bragging about how he almost defeated Rocma in their "playful" game. It's was nice, without him talking his ear off he could actually catch something for once. But all of his peace and quiet soon ended after he noticed that damn orca, practically skipping over to him with a wide, happy grin. 'Dammit..' He thought as he rolled his eyes before going back to his fishing.

"How's it going baby~" he teased, sitting down next to him and getting awfully close to his personal space. "Don't call me that dumbass." Idate chuckled at his reaction, he loved making him mad, it would always bring a use for those bushy brows of his. "Man, it's only been two seconds and you're already swearing at me." He said before lighting a cigarette and blowing the smoke in Rocks face.

"Don't make me fucking hit you." Idate's smirk grew wider, he scooted closer to angered penguin as he took out another cigarette for his buddy. "Here, for your anger management." Rock looked at Idate with sharp, piercing eyes before snatching the cigarette for his hands. Rock stuck the cigarette between his lips before noticing he left his lighter at home again. "Fuck..." Idate noticed his friend was having a bit of trouble trying to find his lighter, so he thought of the next best annoying thing he could ever do. "Aw don't worry bro I gotcha." The orcas cigarette touched the tip of Rocks, giving it a nice light before pulling away.

"Aren't cig kisses the best." Rock growled at Idate's actions, he shook it off and proceeded to fish. Their was peace for only a few seconds until the annoying orca rested his head upon Rock's shoulder. Rock wanted to him so badly with his fishing pole that it actually hurt to bare it. "Oh you know I love you Rocky pooh~" Idate snickered.

"Fuck you" Rock scowled at him.