Rock's head shifted side to side, his hand was brought up to his face to wipe the fallen drool on the side of his mouth. When his hand fell to his chest, he didn't expect to have a hand full of hair between his fingers. He opened one eye to see a familiar orca laying sound asleep on top of him. At around this time Idate would have gotten up and left for his morning stroll. It was rare seeing him asleep, the way he smiled from time to time, the way his tail twitched ever so slightly, even the way he snored was cute as hell.
Though he wanted see this forever, work had to be done this morning. "Oi Idate, you're crushing my lungs with you blubber. Get off or I'll cut off your tail." The orca only responded with a nuzzle to the penguins chest. Rock rolled his eyes as he shook the smoker. "Hey I'm not your pillow asshole. Get the 'ell off me!" Idate snickered lightly as he brought his grinning face up towards his friend. "I know, but I can't help it, it's greatly satisfying to make you mad." The orca brought his arms around rocks neck, pecking at his cheek before finally get up.
He stretched his back as he turned his head towards the grumpy male. "Ahh what do you suggest I do today Rocky, I was thinking of having some fun with that pussy Shirogane after I smoke. You can watch of ya want~" Rock wiped away the crust in his eyes, he had a crick in his neck from sleeping on the couch, but that didn't bother him too much since it happened almost everyday. "I'd rather get the fish I didn't catch yesterday since you fucking distracted me with your awful sex drive." Idate lit his first cigarette of the day, sucking in then blowing the cancerous smoke in the air. "Ah c'mon Rocky, can't you have a little fun for one day. I'll even let you land a few swings on the poor pup."
"Idate, I ain't a fucking sadistic bully like you, I mean I think Shirogane is a weak piece of shit too, but I ain't gonna fuck him up." He looked him with piercing sharp black eyes. "That's your job." He pulled on his snow boots, grabbed his gun and fishing rod, and head out the door to his fishing spot. Idate didn't stay in Rocks house for long, he did end up cleaning the place for a bit, throwing away empty beer bottles and cigarettes off the floor. It was the least he could do for letting him sleep over. When it was time to leave, the orca stole the penguins comb and used it for his own ratty hair.
Idate went to the danger zone that he claimed to be home and watched the smoke swirl in the air. It wasn't long for him to find the misfortune wolf speaking with the polar bear he obsessed over. He strut over to them, his tail swinging happily. "Well well well, If it isn't my lovely snowflake and wolf that can't keep his tail out between his legs." As excepted Shirogane shuttered at the sight of Idate, and Rocma who looked angry as ever. "What the hell are you doing here? Didn't I tell you you can't leave your zone." Idate tilted his head like a confused dog. "You did? Oh I must have forgotten! Sorry love, I'm a bit deaf in the right ear. Maybe if you weren't so short I would be able to hear you better?"
Rocma growled at the mention of height. Her claws were out and teeth were bared. "Listen fucker, I'm not in the damn mood to fight you today, I have a hell of a lot of work to do and I don't want to waste my energy on your sorry ass." The orca brought his hand it his chest, his face in a dramatic frown. "Oh snow angel, why must you hurt me like this, I only want to have some fun with you. Can't you spare a few minutes with me love, I'm just a poor soul looking for a good time~" He snuck his arms around the polar bear, who quickly smacked his arm away from her.
"You piece of shit how many times to I have to tell you. I'm. Not. Interested!" Idate chuckled and shook off her words like a mosquito. "Oh sweetheart, if you're so mad at me then why don't you teach me a little lesson in manners" Rocma growled as a hand grabbed her braided white hair. Instead of pulling back, she lunged at him, claws swiping at his face. "Ah come on darling you gotta try better than tha-" He felt a sharp pain between his legs, though he was a sucker for pain, getting kicked in the crotch was never a good feeling (unless of course they wanted it to happen). Next punch was sent towards his stomach which led to another series of punches and scratches.
The fight went on, with both of them beat pretty bad. The polar bear stumbled backward, not wanting to lose her balance and end the fight. Until the last punch, she wanted to win no matter what. "Fuck OFF!" She tried charging at him again, but she was stopped by the shaking wolf who held her back with all his strength. "Please Rocma we have to go, you need to r-rest." Idate grinned at the two through chipped teeth. "Aww but we are just gettin' started." Blood was spit on the ground, the metallic taste would linger on his tongue for the rest of the day. With one more hard bite, and one forceful punch, they both would both be finished. "Ta hell you just started." The voice came from the side of the frozen mountain that separated the village from the danger zone; Rock stood with his rifle in hand, his large brows furrowed. The penguin was going to end this fight, one way or another.
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Smoking buddies (Idate x Rock R18)
FanfictionIdate and Rock are just you're typical smoking buddies, at least, that's what Rock thinks. Idate believes they can be something a lot more..sensual.