I can kick ass too

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"Why aren't you fighting" asked El Diablo
"Because it doesn't look like you need my beast" said Codex
"This is your fight too" said El Diablo
"It ain't shit" said Codex
"It became your problem the minute, you stepped out of that chopper" said El Diablo
"No, it's not our problem, it's the goddamn Devil herself Amanda Waller's problem for keeping that girl's heart" said Codex
"It's time to man up, so stop acting like such a bullshitter and kick some ass" said El Diablo
"Fine" said Codex and she continued "but I better have access to alcohol"
"You bet babe" said Boomerang
"Why wait" said Codex
"I wouldn't" said Harley but she was cut off
"Now, Harley, it's okay" said Codex walking away with Boomerang following her
"What's she gonna do" asked Floyd
"Wait for it" said Harley and then they heard a scream
"What was that" said Flag and they went in to the building to find Codex beating the shit out of Boomerang
"So, it's nothing to worry about" said El Diablo
"GQ, break that up before it gets out of hand and someone dies" said Flag as Codex grabbed her retractable sword and Boomerang got his Boomerangs out
"That's enough" yelled GQ
"Come on, it was getting to the good part" said Codex
"What the hell happened" asked GQ
"He tried to have sex with me" said Codex
"Okay" said GQ and he continued "just punch him in the face next time or kick him in the balls"
"Fine" said Codex

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