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"Fionna hates your guts."

"Huh? How'd you get here?"

"I don't know, maybe it's because I work here?"

"Oh right. What were you saying again?"

"Fionna. The blonde girl that gave you coffee here, she doesn't really like you. She said that people like you are so annoying, she literally called me and started ranting about you and da da da da da.."

"Oh, okay."

"You don't care?"

"I only care about things that are worth caring about. Besides, how'd you know it was me?"

"She said your name, Rudy and she described you as 'one of those redhead that think they own the place'."

"There are many redheads named Rudy."

"She said you have a piercing."

"There are many Rudy redheads with piercings."

"It was you wasn't it."

"Yes."

"......"

"What's funny?"

"........"

"........"

"I really don't know."

"You're weird."

"....."

"....."

"But honestly, Rudy, you're quite intimidating."

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