~ Nine Nine chats ~

2. NINE NINE CHAT

Jake and Amy's private chat continued...

Amy📒: Captain! Why?

Jake😎: When you and Rosa were being childish and saying that I loved you Captain said he had never heard such childish talk in his life. He wasn't talking about you and Rosa he was talking about the idea of me and you dating

Amy📒: Dating... really? So it's official?

Jake😎: I mean yeah... no, no! Stop trying to distract me! I know you don't want to tell anyone yet either and that you feel really nervous about it but we have to focus!

Amy📒: Actually I was being serious...

Jake😎: Ames... seriously we can have that conversation later

Amy📒: Okay. So as we were saying... you really think Holt was talking about us? I mean, you can't be sure

Jake😎: No I can't but I'm still worried that if he finds out then he might react badly! I don't want us to break up just because Captain tells us to

Amy📒: Me neither, but not telling everyone has been really hard. I mean we can't even be ourselves in our workplace and around our friends anymore. If we tell Captain then we can tell everyone else and... I can be around you more, the way that I want to be around you

Jake😎: Fine! We tell him together. Are you sure you want to tell Holt first?

Amy📒: Yeah, the squad will give us away

Jake😎: Correction... Charles will give us away... immediately

Amy📒: Right, he can't keep a secret

Jake😎 disabled private chat

Terry🐻: You know what, I feel so left out right now

Scully🚽: We always feel left out... welcome to the club

Hitchcock🛋: It's fine though. Most of the time we're too lazy to get involved in whatever you guys are doing anyway

Terry🐻: Most of the time?

Rosa🗡: Where have you two been... oh no, please don't say...

Scully🚽: We were in the bathroom

Rosa🗡: Yep there it is

Jake😎: Together? Ew

Scully🚽: You can't say anything! You think we don't hear you and Charles come in there at the same time!

Amy📒: Omg 😂😂

Terry🐻: Busted!

Charles❤️: 😳

Jake😎: What? No! No no no no no! No, no, NO!! Ew

Charles❤️: No Scully, that wasn't Jake and I you were hearing, it was me and Rodrigo

Terry🐻: What?!

Jake😎: Who the hell is Rodrigo?

Terry🐻: He's this guy who works on the floor underneath us, real nice. Charles what were you doing with him in the bathroom?!

Charles❤️: I was just so ashamed that I had made a new friend and I didn't want Jake to find out so we have all of our conversations on the toilet... I'm so sorry Jake, I've betrayed you. I'm the worst friend in the world!

Jake😎: Jeez man it's fine, really

Charles❤️: Really?

Jake😎: Yeah! I've got tones of friends other than you!

Charles❤️: What! You do? I'm gonna kill those sons of bitches!

Jake😎: Really... even Terry?

Charles❤️: ...

Charles❤️: Okay I won't kill all of them then

Amy📒: Jake is allowed to have other friends than Charles!

Charles❤️: Amy sometimes you just need to fuck the hell off!!

Jake😎: OMG Charles you can't talk to her like that!

Charles❤️: ...

Terry🐻: Ummmm

Charles❤️: Somethings wrong Jake. You used a capital omg

Jake😎: Yeah well I've done that thousands of times...

Charles❤️: But never over a girl

Jake😎: What does that have to do with anything!

Charles❤️: Jaaake, there's something you're not telling me

Amy📒: Alright fine

Jake😎: Amy! No!

Amy📒: Jake told me he liked me yesterday but nothing happened!

Charles❤️: Yeah as if

Jake😎: Did I? Oh my god I did ummm... Yes I did

Amy📒 changed mode to private chat
Amy📒 added Jake😎 to private chat

Jake😎: Amy! Every time people get close to figuring us out you add me to a private chat! People are gonna get suspicious!

Jake😎: Also it's really annoying that every time I think you're gonna tell everyone we're together you say something completely different and I look like an idiot

Amy📒: Yeah I know, it's really funny... but it's  getting way too close. We have to tell Holt, now!

Amy📒 added Raymond Holt to private chat

Raymond Holt: Why have I been added once again to this chat? I told you I do not have time for this nonsense.

Amy📒: We know Sir, it's just that... Jake and I have to tell you something

Raymond Holt: Well... go on

Jake😎: Amy and I are dating and we would like you approval Sir

Raymond Holt: Okay... well I see no reason why you are asking for my approval because I have no interest in what you do in your own personal life, however I hope that you can keep things professional between you two... is that all

Amy📒: Y... yes Sir

Raymond Holt left private chat

Amy📒: I'm confused... did he say yes or not?

Jake😎: I think so

Amy📒: Okay sooo...

Jake😎: This is the hard part

Jake😎 disabled private chat

Terry🐻: Why did you go on private chat?

Wolf Queen🐺: And why did you add Captain to it?

Amy📒: Because we have something to tell you guys but we needed Captains approval first

Jake😎: Soooo... Amy and I are dating and goodbye

Jake😎 left the chat

Amy📒: 🙄

Amy📒 added Jake😎 to the chat

Charles❤️: I knew it!! Omg my OTP!!!!

Jake😎: Wow Charles okay

Jake😎: Charles?

Jake😎: Chaaarles?

Amy📒: Do you think...

Jake😎: Yep he's unconscious