Tough Love | Human Fell Sans x Frisk

Y'ALL I'MA KILL SOMEBODY

Okay you guys this isn't a chapter. Sorry for the let down, but I'll be posting one soon so don't worry. I just had to have a rant about one of my friends. so we were texting as usual, dumbass shit. And then she tells me, "Oh hey Shrek is back on Netflix", cuz she knows Shrek is my baby and if any of you try to take him I will punch you all the way from your jugular to your crusty dusty toenails. Now that we have that out of the way, I need to tell you that tonight I went to go watch Shrek on Netflix because I was in the mood for some lovin, except it wasn't on there. Shrek was not on there, all that was on there was the stupid ass swamp stories and the stupid ass musical, and the musical, let me tell you. I want to murder it in its sleep because that is not Shrek, that is some stupid blobfish looking bitch trying to impersonate Shrek, and let me tell you he ain't nearly as Shrexy. She texted me earlier, which I hadn't replied cuz I didn't see it. She sent me a video of this guy getting painted as Shrek and of course this guy was actually very shrexy but of course not as much as the original Shrek. She had the audacity to send me that video. So being the amazing person I am, I sent her a voice message telling her what a fucking bitch she is, that my shrexy boy is not on there and she needs to catch some hands because I'm goin to be throwing them harder than beauty gurus throw shade. She will have to end up working a job like the red Teletubby. Man Teletubbies are creepy as fuck. I will restrict her backyardigans schedule so hard she'll have to get off of her dumbass ass kernels. Thanks for letting me rant and y'all can voice your opinions on this subject because I love having comments. Like there are people that are like "Don't comment because I don't care", well I love reading comments and I love replying to them no matter really what they are (not saying to throw hate or anything like that), but yeah, comment.