Tough Love | Human Fell Sans x Frisk

The Plan

AYO! I am super sorry that it's taken so long to get a new chapter made for you guys, I just haven't had many ideas but I'm open to suggestions! Enjooooy!!

Just as Papyrus arrived at home, Sans had gone out for food. I had convinced him that I had a stomach ache and I couldn't go anywhere at the moment. That's phase one completed and now for phase two- somehow casually starting up a conversation about how I hate the cold. I actually don't really mind the cold. It's sort of comforting actually, because when you're freezing that's the only thing you have to worry about, it's like everything else fades away. Almost a carelessness, all you need is heat. I was already pretending to be sick so why not amp it up a bit? As soon as Papyrus walked into the room I ran straight to the bathroom. I know I'm not the most talented actress but I know how to fake throwing up. Do skeletons throw up? I mean if they eat it must come out some way right? Whether it's going to the bathroom or not. Or perhaps it just dissolves. I made sure to lock the door so that he wouldn't catch me in my lie and I flushed the toilet as soon as I heard him coming. "What on Earth are you doing in there?!" he said. Certainly not planning my escape from a narcissistic tall ass skeleton. I walked out the door and tried to make my eyes look droopy. I'd used a little bit of tap water on my forehead to resemble sweat. "Nothing." I said in a groggy voice has I passed him. "If I get sick so help me, you will sleep in the dog house!" Can skeletons get sick? "Yeah, real caring  I'll try not to get my bodily acid on your coat." Even though I wasn't sick I was still a little annoyed with his response Who the hell did he think he was? "No! I hate the cold!" I said to him. I had to take my chances. "I'd rather sleep in the toilet!" "Then you better stay in this bathroom unless you want hypothermia." I gave a scowl and looked up at him. He really is I mean. I thought Sans was tall, and he is, but papyrus has to be a good 8 or 9 ft. "Bullshit, I'm not staying in this bathroom, what are you stupid?" It didn't really push him over the edge as much as I thought it would but his tone did change a little bit. "I warn you that your childish insults are futile, and have no effect on me, human." I had to think of something a little better. I thought he was a bit more low tempered. I think he still is but maybe he sees right through me. I have to play this better, what's his weakness? "Fine it's not like I want to be near you or that gross ass spaghetti anyway. It tastes like shit." He grabbed the back of my shirt and took me outside. A long chain was placed in the ground slightly covered by the snow and he attached the hook to my collar. Would you look at that, there was a dog house! But I never even saw a dog. "You will stay out here until you're no longer contagious, filthy little ungrateful brat." You know I actually expected him to be a bit tougher, I don't know why I expected to be practically body slammed, but that's not to say I'm not grateful it didn't happen. Now I just have to figure out a way to escape. Since there was a lock on the collar, something I didn't expect, my escape was going to be much more difficult, but I was determined to get out of here. I tried picking at the lock with a small twig I found nearby, but nothing. I obviously tried tugging at the collar, trying to rip it off, but again nothing. I couldn't find where the chain ended, it looked like it went into the ground and I tried tugging at it but once more, nothing. Wow I really thought they were more dumb. They may be intellectually stupid and ignorant but they were determined that I was not going to leave them. Why? I don't know. I don't know what I was to them, they didn't do anything with me, they didn't have me really do anything except for clean occasionally so what was I to them? Why did I have to stay? Well call me when you find out. While I was making my futile attempts at tugging through the the chain and pulling free, I heard crunching. Someone was walking behind me, coming up to me. The steps seemed different, it didn't seem like Papyrus's hasty, quick, and rushed steps, neither did it sound like Sans's heavy, daunting steps. I slowly turned around to see the horror behind me. I almost audibly gasped because I'd never really seen anything like that before, and that's coming with someone who's lived with two skeletons for a few weeks. A weird creature, blue, aquatic looking, but with fiery red hair on the top of its head. It's teeth were unimaginably big and sharp, and it had almost a snarl. It had a more feminine figure but with massive muscles and a big black eye patch on one of the eyes. The other eye was practically glowing, yellow as the sun. They had their hands on their hips and some sort of metal uniform, but the thing that was most prominent was the gigantic spear they held in their right hand. "What are you doing out here!?" they growled. "I-I was put here by papyrus. Can you help me?" She then gave me an amused smirk, a huge difference from the angry and malicious expression they gave earlier. "No can do, kid. But I'll spare you now that I know that you are property of Paps." I was honestly paying so much attention to the giant spear I wasn't sure if she said she would spare me or spear me. I'm Undyne, leader of the royal guard. "Nice to meet you." I said. I figured if I was nice maybe I wouldn't get my head on a platter and maybe also she might consider freeing me. "Do you know why they keep me here? They don't do anything with me, they just have me there. I'm not sure what to do, but I want to get out." I pleaded. "Look kid, you're lucky. If it was any other monster you'd probably be dead by now, the fact that they've kept you alive is kind of surprising. A little annoying actually, but lucky for you." Annoying? Bitch. "Well bye kid, I have work to do." She crunched away in the snow. I almost flew at her ankles. I was going to grab them and plead her to stay with me, to get me help or to set me free but I was too afraid. She was almost as tall as p
Papyrus, but her build was massive. I tried other ways of escaping, but to no avail. So I just sat there, hopeless and cold. All night. If I'm lucky maybe I'll get hypothermia and they'll have to let me go, but for now I sleep...

Okay, I admit that this chapter was a little sucky, but I really didn't want to end this in a cliffhanger because I know I've been doing a lot of those, and I wanted to give you guys a chapter, but hopefully the next chapter will be better  Remember that I'm open to suggestions!

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