Shitpost Writing

Run down world

(heya there peeps, its me, ya boi and uh- enjoy this zombie apocalypses thing or whatever-) 

March 16th, 2068

Skateboard tires screeched to a stop against the drive way, Kai ran up the grass, passing the front door as he ran to the back. He clutched his bat and opened the cellar door expecting there to be a zombie waiting for their next victim. He opened the door and raised up his weapon, but gagged almost instantly, the smell of rotting corpses and dried blood filled his senses in ways he couldn't describe, it was disgusting. He turned away to throw up but was interrupted by a hand landing on him, making him flinch, grasping his bat and swinging it, missing but making contact with a zombie behind the figure. He turned towards the hand only to come face to face with a masked figure. He stepped back, almost tripping. "Careful" the guy sounded tired and bored but didn't move. "W-who are you?!" Kai whisper-yelled. The guy looked around, walking to the front door, ripping the boards off like it was nothing, walking inside not answering the question. Kai was taken back "hey I'm talking to you!" Kai ran to the end of the driveway, grabbing his skateboard and running behind the man who had already half closed the door. Kai slammed the door open, closing it behind him. The masked guy went to the kitchen, looking for canned food. "Excuse me? Am I just not the only other person alive in this apoca-" "shut up" the guy closed the pantry "wh- whAT" Kai was flabbergasted "but i- you, I'm one of the ONLY people alive in this HOARD of zombies" "okay? So?" He turned to Kai with his arms crossed. Kai scoffed "anyway then, guess you don't care-" "no, no I don't" "-let me finish, since you don't care id like your name" "how does that make any sense..." They went back and fourth but Kai eventually just groaned "KAI, MY NAM-e's Kai" He exhaled "Tyler" the guy said, yawning. He looked outside to see it was getting dark. "Block the doors" Tyler went over to the doors and started nailing the boards down, he turned "what're you waiting for?" He threw a hammer at Kai who fumbled with it for a second "hurry unless you wanna be a piece of steak for some hungry cannibals" Kai got taken back and got to work on the windows and extra doors that didn't have boards. Kai was looking around whilst Tyler was trying to find weapons and things needed to survive, "how are you even still alive" Ty mumbled after looking at the other male across the room, "I should be asking you the same question" Kai replied like a sassy toddler, "...you're actually a twig" he chuckled hearing Kai gasp in offense "well pfft at least I don't need to hide my face" "maybe you need to" Tyler smiled, knowing he couldn't see anything besides his eyes. 

June 22nd, 2068

The footsteps and constant bumping of Kai's baseball bat were the only noises in the ghost town that was the plaza "will you stop that" Tyler looked down at Kai a bit annoyed with the scraping of the bat. Kai hugged the bat, looking at the ground. Ty sighed "come on, don't be like that you're fine, I didn't hurt your feelings that much" Kai grumbled "hm? What was that?" "Nothing" Tyler smiled slightly, shaking his head looking back ahead. It was quiet, the silence was calming and they finally didn't have to constantly get attacked by zombies. The air smelled rotten but oddly refreshing. Their footsteps in sync as they walked down the road to a few run down stores and abandoned hot dog carts. The two boys decided to take a break, Ty put down his pipe and sat down on a bench, the wood creaking as his weight was loomed on one side. Kai sat down beside him, barely moving the bench that was dipping and groaning under the force of being sat on (forgive my poor wording) Tyler and Kai sat in silence staring at the cracked Stone and concrete around them but finding peace and beauty in it, the flowers that would normally sit on a bright green bush were now dead and withered, along with the bush leaves leaving nothing but gray twigs and branches. The world was broken and run down, no form of life could be found besides the two males sitting next to each other but somehow they found a way to cope with the lack of color and life, by sticking together.

HAHA AND THIS IS WERE THIS ENDS >:) I hope you enjoyed my little story
It wasn't that long and I tried to make it short so I didn't spend all my time on this
I would appreciate it if you left a nice comment or hey, maybe constructive criticism on what I could do to make it better?
If you wanna leave a suggestion I'll be happy to do it (cough smut is allowed now cough cough) okay bye