SANTA IS REAL!!!

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-while driving to my friend Carmen's house to drop her off after violin ( also with my other friend Kade )-

Carmen - SANTA IS REAL!

Kade - Yeah! Santa is as real as.............. AS MAYONNAISE!

Carmen - why as real as mayonnaise?

Kade - because since you can eat mayonnaise, you know it's real. So Santa is as real as MAYONNAISE!

Carmen - oh!!!

Me and mom - ( listening from the front of the car since they are practically yelling from the back )

Note to self : Santa is as real as mayo

Not to you : Happy thanksgiving guys!!

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