Love In A Hopeless Place {Narry}

Chapter 9

Niall's POV

        Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to have boobs, ya know? Or a vagina. I've seen a vagina on the internet once and it looks really scary. I've also heard that some girls shave it, that seems impossible. Wouldn't you like cut yourself and bleed to death? Like, I've never seen a headline on the News about a chick dying from bleeding from her vagina. Except if she's on her period. I shiver at the the thought of a period, ew. My dad used to make jokes about my mum 'bleeding from the mouth'. I never knew what he meant until I actually saw a pussy.

I've tried thinking of girls in a positive way, but then the hole between their legs makes me coward away. I won't judge a man for liking that, if they don't judge me for liking dick. I always moan at the thought of cock. Like, how could you not love it? Wow, I am sounding really horny right now...aren't I?

Don't get me wrong, I am virgin. Loud and proud one to!

About what I was saying earleir, about not liking girls... that was a lie. I just don't like them in that way. Like I said, I like boys. And cock... damn, I am horny.

"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Harry asks. He's sitting beside me at the tiny table in the kitchen, while Liam makes us lunch. I glance over at him and smile.

"Trust me curly, you don't want to know."

"Oh but I do." he pokes my cheek.

"Oh no you don't." I swat his hand away.

"Fine, fine. I'll just have to use my mind reading powers if that's what it takes."

I look at him like he's an idiot, "Yeah, okay. If you say so."

"It's true! Just because I work as a bait boy, doesn't mean I have no talent."

"And what talent might that be?"

"Telling jokes." he says bluntly.

"Oh yeah? Hit me with your best shot Styles."

"Knock knock."

I sigh, "Who's there?"

"A cow goes..."

"A cow goes who?" Tiredness evident in my voice.

"No, a cow goes moo." he bust out in laughter.

"Oh yeah, lovely talent Styles."

"Well fine Mr. Pop Star, let's see what you got." he says, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Alright," I start, "What did the nut say to the other nut?"

"What?" he bites his lip on a smile.

"We may be nuts, but the guy between us is a dick."

He bust out into laughter and so do I. His laugh is actually a very cute sound, it's music to my ears. "O-oh my God! That was brilliant! Where did you hear that?" He wipes away a few tears that have escaped from his fit of laughter.

"My brother." I chuckle.

"Alright boys, here's lunch." Liam speaks up after a few more giggles left Harry's mouth, making me smile. "Eat up!"

Liam has made us both a sandwich. It has chicken and lettuce, with cheese and some mayo on it. With a few potato chips on the side. He sits down a glass of tea for each of us and has a seat himself.

"Why aren't you eating Liam?" Harry asks, taking a sip of his tea.

"I don't eat lunch." he says bluntly.