Deku is online
Deku: hey bitches
Mina: hey biotch
Deku: kachann your fucking dead
Bakugou: THE FUCK DID I DO
Deku: you drank my lemonade
Bakugou: FIGHT ME BITCH
Floatybitch: DEKU RUN
Deku: nah I could kill any of yas with my pinky finger at 100%
Floatybitch: oh
Dekusqaud chat
Float: guys I think that Bakugou is gonna kill Deku
Iida: yes we must make sure they are ok
Tsu: I agree
~class 1-gay~
Floatybitch: ok guys I'm shook
Mina: what is it
Floatybitch: ok so, me and the Deku squad were about to go save Deku from Bakugou and I found Bakugou crying in a fucking corner.
Mina: da fuq
Bakugou: STALKER ASS BITCH
floatybitch: say the one who's crying in a corner
Bakugou:..........
Floatybitch: that's what I thought
Deku: Uraraka please DoNt stalk people
Floatybitch : make me
Deku:.......
Deku: OCAHCO URARAKA SHUTE THE FUCK UP BEFORE I PUNCH YO ASS INTO SPACE
Floatybitch:.....
Floatybitch: I am so sorry please don't kill me I'm to young to die
Deku: :) I won't
Floatybitch: thanks :)
Bakugou: omg just stfu already it's like 1:00 in the morning dumbasses
4:30 am
Deku: guys....
Denki: what is it
Todoroki: u good
Deku: I mean if you call probably getting arrested good than yeah I'm JUST SWELL
~aizawa is online~
Aizawa: the fuck did you do this time problem child
Deku:.......
Deku: would you be mad if I said I killed someone
Aizawa: depends who did you kill
Deku: mineta
Aizawa: oh ok than never mind continue
Todoroki: are we just ignoring the fact that midoriya killed someone
Denki: yeah
Todoroki: ok
YOU ARE READING
Why???? (Bnha chatfic) (also now kinda a one shot book)
Fanfiction🤫🧏♂️🗿 shhhh he's mewing, bnha chatfic, super duper funny guys trust (I wrote this in like middle school)
