Dekus shenanagins

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1:00am

Deku: I LIED I DONT LIKE SEX NOW GET YOU CLOTHES BACK ON AND LISTEN TO ME AXPLAIN ALL OF THE FNAF LORE FOR 12 HOURS

Mina: I- midoriya your scaring me

Deku: GOOD

Bakugou: Deku please shut the fuck up i wanna sleeP

Deku: NO LOL

Jirou: the hell-

Mina: just go with it...

Deku: heh

Mina: what are you on-

Deku: Umm weed

Mina: where the FUCK did you get weed

Deku:....

Deku: sero....

Mina: oml

Jirou: Im just gonna tho back to listening to MCR

Mina: ima go back to watching the bee movie with the bakusqaud minus Bakugou

Deku: WHAT

Deku: MY SQAUF IS ALWAYS BUSY WHY CANT WE WATCH RHE BEE MOVIE

Mina: we're cooler

Deku: 🖕

The next day~

7:30

Mina: sooooo

Deku: your- your -mother

Todoroki: I'm just gonna ignore the texts from last night......

Deku:

 Bakugou: ugly

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Bakugou: ugly

Deku: 😗✌🏻

Mina: I love you-

Deku:

Mina: thanks midoriya- :,)

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Mina: thanks midoriya- :,)

Deku: I'm just the local therapist

Bakugou: sureeeee

Todoroki: I feel like I'm intruding and that this is a bad time but kaminari broke the microwave again

Deku:

Kaminari: bro I'm serious I broke the damn microwave

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Kaminari: bro I'm serious I broke the damn microwave

Bakugou: and who's fucking problem is that

Deku:

Kaminari: same though but Like this is SeRiuSe

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Kaminari: same though but Like this is SeRiuSe

Bakugou: you can't even fucking spell Right pickachu bitch

Mina: *sips tea* 🍵👀

Deku: can you not-

Todoroki: never mind I just ordered a new one on my dads credit card

Deku: todoroki- that's the fifth time this week don't you think that enough of your dads credit card

Todoroki: anything that pisses him off more

2:30 am

Deku: the birds are charging so they sent the flies instead

Shinsou: why the fuck you awake

Deku: could say the same about you-

Deku: could say the same about you-

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Shinsou: insomnia how about you?

Deku: I'm just bored

Aizawa: go to SkEep before you get ExPEllEd

Deku has logged off
Shinsou has logged off

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