1:00am
Deku: I LIED I DONT LIKE SEX NOW GET YOU CLOTHES BACK ON AND LISTEN TO ME AXPLAIN ALL OF THE FNAF LORE FOR 12 HOURS
Mina: I- midoriya your scaring me
Deku: GOOD
Bakugou: Deku please shut the fuck up i wanna sleeP
Deku: NO LOL
Jirou: the hell-
Mina: just go with it...
Deku: heh
Mina: what are you on-
Deku: Umm weed
Mina: where the FUCK did you get weed
Deku:....
Deku: sero....
Mina: oml
Jirou: Im just gonna tho back to listening to MCR
Mina: ima go back to watching the bee movie with the bakusqaud minus Bakugou
Deku: WHAT
Deku: MY SQAUF IS ALWAYS BUSY WHY CANT WE WATCH RHE BEE MOVIE
Mina: we're cooler
Deku: 🖕
The next day~
7:30
Mina: sooooo
Deku: your- your -mother
Todoroki: I'm just gonna ignore the texts from last night......
Deku:
Bakugou: ugly
Deku: 😗✌🏻
Mina: I love you-
Deku:
Mina: thanks midoriya- :,)
Deku: I'm just the local therapist
Bakugou: sureeeee
Todoroki: I feel like I'm intruding and that this is a bad time but kaminari broke the microwave again
Deku:
Kaminari: bro I'm serious I broke the damn microwave
Bakugou: and who's fucking problem is that
Deku:
Kaminari: same though but Like this is SeRiuSe
Bakugou: you can't even fucking spell Right pickachu bitch
Mina: *sips tea* 🍵👀
Deku: can you not-
Todoroki: never mind I just ordered a new one on my dads credit card
Deku: todoroki- that's the fifth time this week don't you think that enough of your dads credit card
Todoroki: anything that pisses him off more
2:30 am
Deku: the birds are charging so they sent the flies instead
Shinsou: why the fuck you awake
Deku: could say the same about you-
Shinsou: insomnia how about you?
Deku: I'm just bored
Aizawa: go to SkEep before you get ExPEllEd
Deku has logged off
Shinsou has logged off
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Why???? (Bnha chatfic) (also now kinda a one shot book)
Fanfiction🤫🧏♂️🗿 shhhh he's mewing, bnha chatfic, super duper funny guys trust (I wrote this in like middle school)