Gravity Falls X Male Reader

Head Hunters

Me and the Twins were watching our favorite show when we got to Gravity Falls, Duck Detective. Soos then came in the room and said " Dudes, theirs a secret door behind some wallpaper. The three of us ran towards the secret door and Soos started to open the door. It was filled with wax statues who looks like some historical figures like Larry King and Sherlock Holmes. They all looked around and saw a statue of Stan. Dipper thought it was fake and then Stan scares the four of us.

Stan started to explain why he has wax statues of different people in a secret room. Then he said that he forgot all about why he has these but he saw a puddle next to a open window and said " Why! Did one of you statues opened this window ". " How do you make a wax person ". Mabel walked to Stan and said I can make a statue ".

TIME LAPS OF MABEL BUILDING THE "STAN STATUE"....

END OF TIME LAPS....

Mabel says " What do you guys think is missing ". Soos continued to the conversation " It needs more glitter ". Soos hands a bucket of glitter to Mabel and she throws it on the statue and then Stan came by and said " I found my pants but now I need to find my.... Ahh ". " What do you think? Stan says " Were back in business! "

There was a big stage where the people of Gravity Falls can come to see the statues of wax. Me, Wendy and Dipper were in charge of being cashers and its starting. Mabel said " The statues are out of hair, blood, and sweat ". Everyone thought it was gross and I agreed but she worked hard on it. It was time for questions and one person asked where is the " free pizza " and Stan ran away and took the money from Dipper and went inside the Mystery Shack. Everyone started to leave and very upset.

It was night time, Dipper, Mabel and I were brushing our teeth until Stan yelled in the living room. We all ran down the stairs and saw wax Stan on the floor headless.

We all panicked and called the cops. They said it was "unsolvable" but Dipper, Mabel and I will find the person who did this to wax Stan. Dipper said " Everyone was mad about the free pizza and Manly Dan was the first suspect. The three of us went to the wrestling bar. We saw the lumberjack but Mabel played with a fortune teller with another wrestler while Dipper and I talked with Manly Dan. He told us that the ax was a left handed ax and it wasn't his so the three of us went on a hunt and the last person who would be is Toby Turner. So they went to his workplace and almost arrested him until he showed this weird video. The police said he's unguilty.

They were upset and went back to the shack and had a funeral for wax Stan. Stan said that he had glitter in his eyes and ran out and so did Soos Dipper said " I don't understand who would do this and why does wax Stan have a hole in his shoe. Mabel said because it helps the statues stay up and then we all figured it out until the wax figures came to life.

Sherlock Holmes started to tell a story about
How Stan bought him and it was the best life because it was very popular until Stan ran out of money. He then put the the statues in a secret room covered by wallpaper. We wanted revenge on Stan for years until your friend opened the door.

Anyways, you know our secret so you must die. We three threw stuff at them until I threw a cup of coffee at Genghis Khan. We got fake candles and started to fight and Dipper was fighting Sherlock Holmes. They went to the roof of the shack until the sun came out. Dipper said " Got any sunscreen?
He looked up and started to melt until he was a puddle of wax. Dipper sneezed like a kitten and Sherlock fell on the ground and died. Mabel and I were getting rid of the wax parts in the room. Dipper came back and gets the head of wax Stan.

Soon, Stan comes in and ask " What did you guys do! We said that the wax figures came to life and wanted to kill you ". Stan didn't understand what we were talking about so he started to nuggie us. The police came by and asked did you solve the case of your wax figure? Dipper said yes and the police started to spit hot coffee at each other and crashed at a tree.

Thanks for reading! Have a good day my TeenyDeenys!